# What do we call this decade?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 2, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535 "2003-03-02T04:51:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bob55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Bob55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob55)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/21 "2003-03-02T17:31:28Z")

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the zeroes?

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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/22 "2003-03-02T19:42:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*  
> \*\*And a little ethnocentric… some of us have been dealing with terrorism for many, many decades. \*\*

:smack: God I love how ya can’t say anything without pissing off somebody somewhere in the world.

I’d say ‘fageddaboutit’, but I’m sure somebody of Mafioso descent would take exception. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/23 "2003-03-02T19:50:35Z")

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The 00’s (or ooze as I call 'em)

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/24 "2003-03-02T19:52:02Z")

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What ethnicity is **Unintentionally Blank** being centric about?  
American is not an ethnicity, in case **jjimm** ’s assumption goes there.  
Besides, this is not a political thread. It’s a light-hearted inquiry about what to call a decade.

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**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/25 "2003-03-02T21:10:53Z")

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‘The two thousands’.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/26 "2003-03-02T21:16:22Z")

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Hee hee, “Naughties”. That’s my personal favorite.

I remember back around the turn of the century someone did a commentary on NPR about this subject, and one thing they said was that, whatever we decided to call it, in order for it to be taken seriously, it would have to pass the following test: imagine Dan Rather saying it on the evening news. I just about lost it thinking about him saying “naughties”. 😃

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/27 "2003-03-02T21:21:24Z")

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It seems to me that people refer to this decade as “the new millenium”. As in, “The new millenium really sucks”. Or, “I haven’t gotten laid in the new millenium”. When 2011 gets here, the millenium won’t be new any more, so we can move on to something else.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/28 "2003-03-02T21:43:28Z")

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Speaking of which, what do we call '10 -'19? The teens?

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/29 "2003-03-02T22:51:49Z")

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The best suggestion I’ve heard for the current decade — I think it was on this board, but I don’t remember who said it — was the “twenniyos.”

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/30 "2003-03-02T23:17:05Z")

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Give it up!!!  
You guys are driving me crazy.  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/31 "2003-03-03T13:37:05Z")

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mmm, 1900’s were referred to as the nineteen hundreds.  
1910-1919: nineteen tens  
twenties  
thirties and so on and so on.  
maybe we can call 2000- 2009 the twenty hundreds?  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/32 "2003-03-03T14:00:05Z")

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If we don’t resolve this _soon_, we’re gonna end up callin’ it “last decade”. 😛

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/33 "2003-03-03T14:01:13Z")

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\*\* The Oh’s. \*\* People here use two-oh-one, two-oh-two, etc. to designate the past years. The second “oh” seems to have disappeared.

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**Author:** ![Theom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@Theom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Theom)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/34 "2003-03-03T16:45:59Z")

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In Britain the term used by the media is the naughtie’s. It has been this way for ever. Watch and learn.

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/35 "2003-03-04T00:05:17Z")

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I hope that’s _one_ British term us Yanks _don’t_ adopt. Please.  
Sorry, **Theom** , but it sounds way too silly. 😉  
Ya want British? How 'bout “The Pips”?  
It means you feel shitty, but you don’t know why.

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/36 "2003-03-04T04:05:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mangeorge \*  
> \*\*Reminds me of the he/she thing.  
> \*\*

We’ll just call it the “pat” decade.

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**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/37 "2003-03-04T12:59:22Z")

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My official prediction is that this decade will never have a name. It will be written as _2000-2009_, or as the unpronouncable _'00s_. This will vex the living daylights out of radio DJs in 20 years, and they’ll complain about it, but nothing will ever get adopted.

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**Author:** ![Theom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@Theom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Theom)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/38 "2003-03-04T16:51:24Z")

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**Mangeorge** Don’t forget Benny Hill, why else would it be the naughties?

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/39 "2003-03-04T18:07:03Z")

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How 'bout … Revelations

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**Author:** ![Second\_Guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Second\_Guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Guest)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-call-this-decade/158535/40 "2003-03-04T18:49:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> 1970 = seventies  
> 1980 = eighties  
> 1990 = nineties  
> 2000 = ???

ohties?

I puzzled over this for quite a while when we were about to hit 2000. My best answer then was “the oh-oh’s”. So far, it seems to fit.

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