# What do we do with Slutty Vegan?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-do-with-slutty-vegan/928381
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 19, 2020, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-do-with-slutty-vegan/928381 "2020-12-19T04:06:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author: ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2020, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-do-with-slutty-vegan/928381/61 "2020-12-20T19:54:35Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> Heh… I could not help but think of Casa Diablo in Portland OR (Google it if you’re over 18 and not at the boss’ computer). Though they are _WAY_ beyond your idea…

Haha, check out the kerfuffle that happened when Casa Diablo opened up a second vegan club right next to the venerable Acropolis, which is a strip club that serves super cheap steaks because the family that owns it also owns a cattle ranch. Seriously, only in Portland!

> **[Portland's Vegan Strip Club Feuding With Steakhouse Strip Club, Vice Reports](https://www.wweek.com/bars/2017/05/01/vegan-strip-club-fueding-with-steakhouse-strip-club-vice-reports/)**
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> The two apparently hate each other enough that Acropolis has erected a wall between the two, to stop drunk folk from Dusk from mounting the Acropolis.

> [@Chronos](#):
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> If someone wants to eat more plant-based foods but isn’t yet willing to give up the taste of meat, fake meats aren’t going to help, because they don’t taste like meat.

I protest–Impossible Italian sausage is BETTER than the meat equivalent and Morningstar Farms breakfast “sausage” patties whip Jimmy Dean’s every time. Impossible brand specifically nails the texture, which is often more of a sticking point than the flavor.

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2020, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-do-with-slutty-vegan/928381/62 "2020-12-20T20:24:34Z")

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I recently started an all vegetarian diet. The hardest part is catching them.

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### Author: ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2020, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-do-with-slutty-vegan/928381/63 "2020-12-20T22:07:16Z")

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Put out a bowl of macadamia nut milk.

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### Author: ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2020, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-do-with-slutty-vegan/928381/64 "2020-12-20T23:06:17Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> > [@carnut](#):
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> > I’m with DF on this. So many vegan dishes taste wonderful. Why create frankenfood to imitate something else? You want a bacon burger, eat a bacon burger. You want veggies korma, that’s what you eat. You don’t go around trying to disguise your sweet potato as a burger so that meat eaters can enjoy it too.
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> Or, how about we all eat what we want to eat and not decree what other people are supposed to eat?

Indeed. There is obviously a large market for fake meat, which means people enjoy it.

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### Author: ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-do-with-slutty-vegan/928381/65 "2020-12-21T02:52:36Z")

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> [@susan](#):
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> Put out a bowl of macadamia nut milk.

Back in the 1980s, it is said that a copy of “The Village Voice” was a good way to attract liberals; might have netted some vegetarians, too.

[![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/be/25/42/be254239adc4c27440b550e3634e49b5.gif) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/be/25/42/be254239adc4c27440b550e3634e49b5.gif)

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### Author: ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2020, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-we-do-with-slutty-vegan/928381/66 "2020-12-21T03:41:43Z")

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_What shall we do with the slutty vegan,_  
_What shall we do with the slutty vegan,_  
_What shall we do with the slutty vegan,_  
_Earlii in the morn-ing??_

_Give 'er a Brazilian with a rusty razor_  
_Give 'er a Brazilian with a rusty razor_  
_Give 'er a Brazilian with a rusty razor_  
_Earlii in the morn-ing!!_

C’mon, somebody had to do it! 😃

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