# What do women taste like? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 11, 2011, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340 "2011-03-11T22:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/41 "2011-03-12T22:31:46Z")
I laughed seeing these two threads together. > **[Business casual pants for a fat girl that won't cause crotch-stink after 8...](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=600177)** > > The nicest pair of dress pants I own have a bad tendency to make my girly bits smell pretty rank by the end of the day. They’re probably polyester but I’m not sure since (for obvious reasons) I haven’t worn them in a while. I’d like to find a nice... ---
**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/42 "2011-03-13T00:41:33Z")
Acidic, put a couple of pennies in your mouth. Kind of like that. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/43 "2011-03-13T15:51:05Z")
> [@Ibanez](#): > > Acidic, put a couple of pennies in your mouth. Kind of like that. Your two cents? mmm ---
**Author:** ![Gil-Martin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Gil-Martin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gil-Martin)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/44 "2011-03-13T16:00:59Z")
Thanks to this thread, I am now considering putting a nine volt battery in my mouth. This will be a hard one to explain to my physician. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/45 "2011-03-13T16:39:45Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > Chicken Definitely not. I had always associated the taste of pennies as indication of increasing arousal of women prior to engaging in oral sex but IIRC it can apply to oral as well but with a slight difference. Whatever if does taste like is pleasurable. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/46 "2011-03-13T19:15:54Z")
Salty milk and coins. Joe ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/47 "2011-03-13T19:32:23Z")
> [@Gil-Martin](#): > > Thanks to this thread, I am now considering putting a nine volt battery in my mouth. This will be a hard one to explain to my physician. You don’t have to put it in your mouth to get the battery jolt - just touch your tongue to both contacts. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/48 "2011-03-13T19:36:46Z")
You know, I’m a little disturbed that so many people here seem to be intimately familiar with the taste of batteries/coins. ---
**Author:** ![Gil-Martin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Gil-Martin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gil-Martin)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/49 "2011-03-13T20:49:45Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > You don’t have to put it in your mouth to get the battery jolt - just touch your tongue to both contacts. Thanks for the advice (I think). 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/50 "2011-03-13T21:35:32Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > Depends Dating pool at the nursing home is pretty good I take it? ---
**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/51 "2011-03-13T23:48:21Z")
If it’s a healthy vagina it tastes tart, very much like the tartness of yogurt, since both are heavily colonized by lactobaccilus bacteria busy producing lactic acid. I know this only because of my learnings. Only vadge juice I’ve tasted is my own. ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/52 "2011-03-14T01:57:49Z")
> [@Cubsfan](#): > > The fact of the matter is that when you go down, if you are doing it right, you aren’t “entering the cave” with your tongue. You say this like it’s a fact. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/53 "2011-03-14T03:23:58Z")
Haven’t done it much, wife was my first (and hopefully only) and she doesn’t care for it much (“feels too weird” - try to tell her that’s how it’s _supposed_ to be, but whatever, I enjoy other ways with her in bed.) Anyways, I would describe her taste as “hot lime”. Most accurate description I could come up with. > [@HeyHomie](#): > > Pennies I first read that as “penises”. Best. Misreading. Evar. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/54 "2011-03-14T06:17:18Z")
I don’t know and I don’t want to know. But if I had to venture a guess, I’d say “papillomavirus and sweaty armpit.” ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/55 "2011-03-14T07:54:56Z")
> [@antonio107](#): > > I don’t know and I don’t want to know. But if I had to venture a guess, I’d say “papillomavirus and sweaty armpit.” You’re doing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/56 "2011-03-14T16:43:01Z")
Were you wearing your business-casual pants all day first? ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/57 "2011-03-14T17:00:19Z")
I hadn’t thought about it before but the pennies and battery answers are spot on, as part of the taste anyway. There is another part to the taste which is mainly aroma - the smell of sex. That can be mildly fishy or musky in a good way. Sometimes strong, sometimes faint, it is strongest at first taste but fades. Assuming a clean and health vaginal area, of course. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/58 "2011-03-14T17:05:07Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society. > > Kidding. 😃 Thanks - I have no good way to explain to my co-workers what just made me laugh! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/59 "2011-03-14T17:53:06Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > Depends God, I hope not. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Chopper9760](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cdc98d/32.png) [@Chopper9760](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chopper9760)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340/60 "2011-03-14T18:11:02Z")
Lots of good descriptions here but batteries? Really? There are way more femmebots running around than I initially suspected, ignorance fought. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/574340.md?page=4)