# What do women taste like? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [February 7, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159 "2000-02-07T16:18:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/1 "2000-02-07T16:18:00Z")
Well, if there is a ‘what do guys taste like’ then surely there can be one about women! Reminds me of the old phrase, ‘There are many fish in the ocean.’ ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/2 "2000-02-07T16:25:00Z")
Depends on the quality of the restaurant. ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/3 "2000-02-07T16:26:00Z")
To smoking women: kissing you isn’t the only activity which tastes like “licking an ashtray.” ---
**Author:** ![Nickrz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@Nickrz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nickrz)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/4 "2000-02-07T16:33:00Z")
An ex-wife of mine (yes, there are several, some of which lived) had an extreme fondness for shrimp de jong… she tasted strongly of garlic “down there” for two days after a batch. Some gals taste like a cross between Lapsang Souchong tea and Starbuck’s coffee. I like that kind. Shouldn’t this be in MPSIMS? ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/5 "2000-02-07T16:33:00Z")
Tastes like chicken. * * * The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/6 "2000-02-07T16:35:00Z")
I’ve been told sweet, especially after eating lots of grapes 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Neobican](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Neobican](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neobican)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/7 "2000-02-07T16:35:00Z")
I was never able to really discern a _taste_ because the smell is usually to overpowering. Its best if she just got out of the shower, thats for sure. Women tend to get pretty darn ripe in a short amont of time. * * * _“Wow! Spider-Man! Are you really friends with the X-men?”_ **"Not since Cyclops tried to use my viewmaster."** (Marvel Team Up #1) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/8 "2000-02-07T16:42:00Z")
I can only speak of my life mate. I love the taste of her. Just washed, dirty, it matters not. Just looking up and seeing the pleasure in her eyes. Makes my world go around. * * * Lord Flasheart to Nursie: I like it firm and fruity. Am I glad to see you or did I just put a canoe in my pocket? Lord Flasheart: She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils. ---
**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/9 "2000-02-07T16:51:00Z")
In my experience, it varies from slightly bitter to almost sweet. Like [Banks], it matters not to me! I have to admit that I like giving oral sex to a woman more that I like recieving it. Does this mean I lose my “Guy Card”? 🙂 * * * The most rewarding part was when I got my money! -Dr. Nick Riviera ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/10 "2000-02-07T17:01:00Z")
ew naty naty…freshly showered is the only way to go. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/11 "2000-02-07T17:05:00Z")
No, Squee, it means you and I get to have a nice lunch one day and talk about being in tune with the finer things in life 🙂 Can’t get enough of my lover. Showered, bathed, after a rough work-out, long day, overnight, it really doesn’t matter. It’s the connection, the taste, feeling, heat, look of LOST flight in her eyes, the whole magillah. Did I mention the taste? \. \ Cartooniverse * * * If you want to kiss the sky, you’d better learn how to kneel. ---
**Author:** ![lvick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d07c76/32.png) [@lvick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lvick)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/12 "2000-02-07T17:52:00Z")
Sure don’t taste like squirell ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/13 "2000-02-07T17:58:00Z")
Aha… If I may be so bold. The best sex, **imho** , is spontaneous. You can’t ask for a shower and be spontaneous. * * * Lord Flasheart to Nursie: I like it firm and fruity. Am I glad to see you or did I just put a canoe in my pocket? Lord Flasheart: She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils. ---
**Author:** ![JoltSucker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@JoltSucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoltSucker)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/14 "2000-02-08T06:24:00Z")
Second the motion against the shower. Nothing beats the **smell** of hot and bothered. The **only** problem with oral sex on her is that I don’t come that way. Well, that, and the underside of my tongue gets sliced up by my lower teeth, but it’s a small price to pay. 🙂 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/15 "2000-02-07T19:07:00Z")
Joltsucker… Surely she repays in kind? I remember an old bost from my younger days… “You don’t taste your woman? Give her to me…you will never get her back” * * * Lord Flasheart to Nursie: I like it firm and fruity. Am I glad to see you or did I just put a canoe in my pocket? Lord Flasheart: She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/16 "2000-02-07T19:31:00Z")
I’m with those that enjoy administering oral pleasure on the feminine persuasion. The salty/tangy taste is just fine with me, and any odor is generally a biproduct of the juices being produced. Contrary to the cliche, I have never found that it smells like fish. You make her go take a shower first? What wimps! * * * “You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/17 "2000-02-07T19:37:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by JoltSucker: > **Well, that, and the underside of my tongue gets sliced up by my lower teeth, but it’s a small price to pay. 🙂 🙂 🙂** Jolt- this may sound weird but- a Chicklet. It’s JUST enough gum to set against the inside of your lower teeth, and it conforms very nicely to the sharp contours therein. Hence, no more dental-linguinal abrasions. Former sufferer of slashed underside of tongue…\ Cartooniverse * * * If you want to kiss the sky, you’d better learn how to kneel. ---
**Author:** ![Crystalguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dbc845/32.png) [@Crystalguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crystalguy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/18 "2000-02-07T19:59:00Z")
Tastes GOOD and that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![JoltSucker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@JoltSucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoltSucker)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/19 "2000-02-07T20:17:00Z")
Thanks, Cartooniverse. Now if I can get my wife to let me do that to her. She stopped letting me do that. Perhaps she doesn’t want me to kiss her afterwards… :{ ---
**Author:** ![special](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/20 "2000-02-07T20:27:00Z")
gosh, i could give every one of you guys a big hug. just consider it done. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159.md?page=2)