# What do women taste like? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [February 7, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159 "2000-02-07T16:18:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/41 "2000-02-08T02:20:00Z")
Just one favor to ask of the ladies… Spray some FDS on _your_ tongue and see how _you_ like it. Au naturel, c’il vous plait. (If I spelled that wrong, pardon my _French_.) ---
**Author:** ![Chief\_Crunch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@Chief\_Crunch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chief_Crunch)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/42 "2000-02-08T02:50:00Z")
It’s threads like these that make being away from my girlfriend all the more difficult. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/43 "2000-02-08T04:56:00Z")
Chris said > [@](#): > > Hmph. Say it with me, folks: Guest room. The minute I read his post I was thinking along the lines of “dog house”–for a long while! * * * The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill them. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/44 "2000-02-08T05:11:00Z")
🙂 nibbles nibbles nibbles…always said ‘I don’t bite, altho’ I may nibble at times 🙂 It’s an occasional thingie. Would mostly rather be face to face. Didn’t do it at all until I was with someone who really liked it and didn’t mind my inexperience. But I get the best hugs afterwards… 🙂 * * * Designated Optional Signature at Bottom of Post ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/45 "2000-02-08T05:18:00Z")
JimB… Grow a mustache, It stays with you for hours! * * * Lord Flasheart to Nursie: I like it firm and fruity. Am I glad to see you or did I just put a canoe in my pocket? Lord Flasheart: She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/46 "2000-02-08T06:38:00Z")
It ain’t the taste, it’s the texture. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/47 "2000-02-08T07:09:00Z")
Oh G-D! Do you guys have any idea what you’ve just done to me? Thankfully I’m not having my period or I’d be in a heap of trouble here! This topic’s been better than a _Penthouse_ Forum!! (do they still write those anymore?) Now I’m all worked up with no one to fix it ☹ Thanks a **lot**! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![froololly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/87869e/32.png) [@froololly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/froololly)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/48 "2000-02-08T09:28:00Z")
Now, Neobican. there is nothing worse than the taste of soap on a woman. That said, being that i know you and your wife… which do you prefer: should i get a second opinion on your wife’s “ripeness” while you’re at work nights or while you’re asleep in the garage for your rudeness? Your wife is one of the most beautiful people i know, and she definately rates every happiness her husband can give her… so there pppttthhhhh 😛 * * * MOM!!! ETHAN CALLED ME A PSYCHO!!! ---
**Author:** ![special](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/49 "2000-02-08T14:04:00Z")
geez, i’m sure glad _i_ have someone to take care of it! whew. & today’s his birthday & tomorrow’s mine. praisethelord! {rolling eyes} oh, &, damn!, i shoulda said up there ‘they are all head to head’. missed that chance. damn, damn, damn. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/50 "2000-02-08T16:57:00Z")
No no, “head to head” would only be first base. And I’m glad someone finally put the following smiley 😛 into a post. It seems _so_ appropriate for this topic! ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/51 "2000-02-08T17:04:00Z")
“…you asking the question or campaigning for your opinion?” Im enjoying the discussion. “sweet like honey, honeysuckle blossom, a touch of lavendar, texture of a red rose blossom, soft, yet sweet, smooth like silk.” Is that better? * * * “I have gathered a posie of other men’s flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is mine own.” ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/52 "2000-02-08T17:38:00Z")
Shayna dear, I don’t know you that well but I know what that would taste like, saran wrap. No offense of course, but you know how it is these days, if you don’t know someone at least three months, its better to be careful 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Neobican](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Neobican](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neobican)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/53 "2000-02-08T17:43:00Z")
What I said was right on the money, and I sleep in MY bed. Froolooly be my guest if you think you can. Reminds of the similar conversation me and wife had in the car… she claimed men do not smell all that good either, thats only because no matter how hard we try, we just cannot get that pussy smell to wash off. * * * _“Wow! Spider-Man! Are you really friends with the X-men?”_ **"Not since Cyclops tried to use my viewmaster."** (Marvel Team Up #1) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/54 "2000-02-08T17:59:00Z")
You sleep in separate beds? Doesn’t that kinda defeat the purpose? ---
**Author:** ![drollman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f04885/32.png) [@drollman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drollman)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/55 "2000-02-09T06:08:00Z")
If you gotta ask, someone somewhere is unsatisfied. * * * My fate keeps getting in the way of my destiny. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/56 "2000-02-08T20:25:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Alphagene: > > \*\*And Satan, watch it. Your last post was Serlinesque. > \*\* How so? I fail to see it… I don’t recall advocating douching… * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/57 "2000-02-08T20:50:00Z")
Isn’t it amazing how much they look like orchids? Yum! * * * VB I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/58 "2000-02-08T21:40:00Z")
Ladies, come on down to the Silicon Valley. There are a zillion unused male tongues here just waiting for the opportunity to show you what they can do. Of course, said male tongues are all attached to male computer geeks, but ya gotta take the good with the bad sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![JoltSucker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@JoltSucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoltSucker)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/59 "2000-02-08T22:59:00Z")
I love the smell. The smell is the very definition of sex for me. I love the taste. I love the the hot, silky soft, wet spot, surrounded by her scratchy muff (PLEASE don’t shave it!). I love it that I have both hands free to wander all over her body while my mouth is distracting her. I love the fact that, for a moment, she’s a sweaty, heaving, animal who doesn’t have a thought in her head, and who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about anything but the incredible things I’m doing to her. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/60 "2000-02-08T23:05:00Z")
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