# What do women taste like? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [February 7, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159 "2000-02-07T16:18:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![galen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@galen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/81 "2000-02-12T17:15:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by handy: > > It’s like a fine merlot, it gets better with age. Ben Franklin supposedly said that women improve below the waist as they get older. I can’t say for sure, but they certainly don’t deteriorate down there between 20 and 46 and counting! It’s still ambrosia. ---
**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/82 "2000-02-12T17:18:00Z")
Handy: [http://www.snopes.com/sex/bestial/lobster.htm](http://www.snopes.com/sex/bestial/lobster.htm) Urban Legend. –JOhn ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/83 "2000-02-12T17:24:00Z")
What do women taste like? I wish I could remember! (Geez, and I’m young!) ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/84 "2000-02-13T03:12:00Z")
Yue Han, thanks I tried to get to snopes before posting it but snopes was too slow, so I never could check there. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/85 "2000-02-13T05:33:00Z")
Funny, Divemaster missed a perfect opportunity to explain his handle a few posts back. ---
**Author:** ![siva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7c8e57/32.png) [@siva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/siva)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/86 "2000-02-13T05:55:00Z")
All women taste differently. I like the ones that taste like butterscotch. helpful hint: I don’t go down until i really know a woman–after all you never really know who you’re tasting. ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/87 "2000-02-13T19:52:00Z")
AuntiePam, You may think my screen name’s no fun. But look closely, and you’ll spot the pun. Two types of diving, you see Give great pleasure to me; But only one leaves _her_ breathless when done. You’ve guessed the entendre I’ll bet; But for the dense who don’t get it yet: I can dive in the ocean, Or work up her lotion; In both cases I get my face wet. These are a couple of contributions I made to Tennhippie’s Limericks 2 thread from last September (praise the functional search engine!). Others have made allusions about my name as well. I try to keep it subtle. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/88 "2000-02-13T20:19:00Z")
There are many ways to change the taste of a woman. Lifesavers are sticky, but you can cut out eating things with caffine, and drink tons of cranberrie juice. Not only is it good for you it makes everything taste sweet. Works for both sexes! And as for the washing it or not thing, I prefer to. Not that it is a problem, but I feel that I am nice enuff to give him a clean fresh body to enjoy. He did ask me to stop using the baby shampoo to wash there though because he doesn’t feel it is right getting down and dirty and being reminded of the kids sleeping in the next room. My hubby is under the popular oppion of most here washed or not he would live there if he could! LOL ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159/89 "2000-02-14T05:56:00Z")
Satan wrote: > [@](#): > > And are there infamous vaginas out there as well? You mean like Richard Nixon’s, or Ted Kazinsky’s? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-women-taste-like/7159.md?page=4)