# What do you assume about the person above you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 13, 2019, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501 "2019-02-13T21:21:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/181 "2019-11-01T12:50:09Z")
Knows Han shot first. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/182 "2019-11-02T20:07:46Z")
Maintains the polite fiction that its a government secret and that only the NSA has the actual footage of Han shooting first, because that’s part of his job as “Custodian of Records” at “MJMLabs” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/183 "2019-11-02T23:02:18Z")
Became a nerdy sort of evil mostly because of annoyance with that theme music that follows him wherever he goes. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/184 "2019-11-02T23:35:52Z")
Goes by many names. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/185 "2019-11-03T00:20:56Z")
Wishes to be known as Elaine the Sane. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/186 "2019-11-03T00:24:41Z")
> [@atimnie](#): > > Wishes to be known as Elaine the Sane. Doesn’t consider me their favorite poster. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/187 "2019-11-03T16:51:20Z")
Is of mammalian heritage ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/188 "2019-11-03T19:40:22Z")
> [@DorkVader](#): > > Is of mammalian heritage Is of cyborg heritage. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/189 "2019-11-04T06:29:24Z")
Is of ambivalent heritage. ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/190 "2019-11-04T13:45:51Z")
Possesses a transitional avatar. (Or is it “transitory”?) ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/191 "2019-11-08T15:46:23Z")
Is the latest product of Muppet Labs: A synthetic combination of Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, and Spiderman’s girlfriend Mary Jane Watson. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/192 "2019-11-08T17:53:02Z")
Waiting by the phone. For that call ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/193 "2019-11-08T20:17:54Z")
Refuses to wait, she’ll do it herself, damnit. ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/194 "2019-11-09T13:14:10Z")
Currently in a … “_residential program_,” as indicated by the clever anagram for “I, inmate” in username. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/195 "2019-11-14T05:16:35Z")
Gets gas from anxiety. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/196 "2019-11-14T05:22:18Z")
Old as shit (((:)))) ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/197 "2019-11-14T11:00:31Z")
Likes contemporary art ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/198 "2019-11-14T15:32:48Z")
Likes Art, temporarily. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/199 "2019-11-16T06:03:44Z")
Starts sweating if near a cop. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501/200 "2019-11-16T06:14:27Z")
Is _not_ a woman’s chest who has a typo in their username. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-assume-about-the-person-above-you/829501.md?page=11)