# What do you call a duck with four legs? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 18, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-duck-with-four-legs/392670 "2007-02-18T02:53:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-duck-with-four-legs/392670/1 "2007-02-18T02:53:55Z")
[Stumpy](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/hampshire/6371901.stm)! ---
**Author:** ![badkittypriestess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8baadc/32.png) [@badkittypriestess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badkittypriestess)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-duck-with-four-legs/392670/2 "2007-02-18T03:00:16Z")
Poor wittle ducky! ☹ :eek: I hope he will be ok!! ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-duck-with-four-legs/392670/3 "2007-02-18T03:20:50Z")
I, for one, _welcome_ our new duckling overlord! ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-duck-with-four-legs/392670/4 "2007-02-18T03:33:48Z")
He’s cuuute! _All_ ducklings are cute, but he’s also weird, which makes him so much cuter. ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-duck-with-four-legs/392670/5 "2007-02-18T03:41:40Z")
Fupped? ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_of\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@Sock\_of\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_of_Doom)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-duck-with-four-legs/392670/6 "2007-02-18T04:46:23Z")
Webster? … Ya know, 'cause he has…lots of webbing? … Yeah, I’ll go back to being quiet. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-duck-with-four-legs/392670/7 "2007-02-18T04:56:42Z")
Mmmm, drumsticks for…well, ok, not for _everyone_, but for you and you and you and me! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-duck-with-four-legs/392670/8 "2007-02-18T05:53:38Z")
An off road duck, one with four wheel er foot drive. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-duck-with-four-legs/392670/9 "2007-02-18T06:08:42Z")
Well, if we amputated one foot, we could call him a yard. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-duck-with-four-legs/392670/10 "2007-02-18T08:03:49Z")
[QUOTE=Antigen] He’s cuuute! _All_ ducklings are cute, but he’s also weird, which makes him so much cuter. [/QUOTE] Pssst… [last picture on this page](http://www.sevengraylands.com/images.php?subaction=showfull&id=1122098995&archive=&start_from=&ucat=2&) ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-duck-with-four-legs/392670/11 "2007-02-18T11:45:52Z")
A platypus?