# What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190 "2003-11-14T05:26:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/1 "2003-11-14T05:26:05Z")
Celine Dijon. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/2 "2003-11-14T05:35:00Z")
The Thin-Keen person’s diva ? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/3 "2003-11-14T05:55:56Z")
How about … What do you call a skinny singer with enormous fake boobs? Saline Dion. ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/4 "2003-11-14T05:58:49Z")
I thought that would be ‘Celine DD-on’. ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/5 "2003-11-14T06:04:35Z")
Iggy “Slathered In Mustard” Pop? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/6 "2003-11-14T07:29:05Z")
Or, what do you call a skinny singer on a yacht? Sailin’ Dion. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/7 "2003-11-14T07:34:17Z")
What do you call a skinny singer in a football uniform? Celine Dion Sanders. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/8 "2003-11-14T07:36:35Z")
What do you call a buxom pop singer who can’t hold her booze? Spit any Beers. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/9 "2003-11-14T07:40:27Z")
What do you call an easy-listening singer who has the fresh scent of pine? Dione Airwick. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/10 "2003-11-14T07:45:47Z")
What do you use when your pop diva comes unglued? Sealant Dion. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/11 "2003-11-14T08:55:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*Celine Dijon. \*\* Well, I can think of a lot of people who’d like to Poupon her. ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/12 "2003-11-14T08:58:34Z")
Well, damn. When I saw the thread title, my first thought was “Frankie!” Clearly I’m a freak. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/13 "2003-11-14T14:54:57Z")
I heard she just did some construction in the attic of her new house in Las Vegas. She’s now called Celing Dion. (I can’t believe I am groaning at my own jokes.) ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/14 "2003-11-14T15:03:59Z")
I’m not sure about the jokes, but I’d like to niminate this thread for “Best Thread Title/Screen Name Combo”. What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard? Satisfying Andy Licious ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/15 "2003-11-14T15:05:36Z")
Niminate? Niminate? It’s like nominate, only different. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/16 "2003-11-14T15:07:04Z")
What do you call a skinny singer trapped in an air conditioning unit? Celine Freon. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/17 "2003-11-14T15:12:39Z")
What do you call a singer that tastes like people? Like people!? Soylent Dion. ---
**Author:** ![Xerxes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/d2c977/32.png) [@Xerxes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xerxes)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/18 "2003-11-14T15:22:30Z")
What do you call a skinny singer with whiskers and flippers? Sealion Dion ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/19 "2003-11-14T15:29:54Z")
What do you call five identical skinny singers? Celine Dionne Quintruplets. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/20 "2003-11-14T15:31:18Z")
What do you call a skinny singer who’s had a customized performance upgrade?? Saleen Dion [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190.md?page=2)