# What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190 "2003-11-14T05:26:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/21 "2003-11-14T15:52:51Z")
What do you call a skinny singer that kills mice? Celine D-Con. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/22 "2003-11-14T16:15:01Z")
What do you call a skinny alcoholic singer? Saloon Dion! ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/23 "2003-11-14T16:35:03Z")
What do you call an anorexic, long faced, no talent singer that rides one over hyped soundtrack to one over hyped movie to a rediculous Vegas contract in a pathetic attempt to keep a talentless singing career on life support in a vain… Wait a second, I’m playing this game wrong, aren’t I? ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/24 "2003-11-14T16:48:24Z")
What do you call a skinny singer on the Moon? Selene Dion. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/25 "2003-11-14T17:59:59Z")
What do you call a skinny singer who quits show biz to become a faceless corporate drone? Celine Peon ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/26 "2003-11-14T18:25:50Z")
Celine Dion walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?” ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/27 "2003-11-14T18:50:09Z")
What do you say to an old Doo-Wopper who’s on intimate terms with “Mr. Brownstone”? _“So long, Dion.”_ Dammit! You little shits reeled me in and made me use one of my rationed posts! “We hates the little Doperses!” 😃 Q (Listen, while I’m in here, can I just mention my reaction to a few other posts?.. JK!) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/28 "2003-11-14T18:56:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NurseCarmen \* > \*\*WWait a second, I’m playing this game wrong, aren’t I? \*\* I don’t particularly think so… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/29 "2003-11-14T19:02:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*Celine Dion walks into a bar. > > Bartender says, “Why the long face?” \*\* Holy crap that was funny. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/30 "2003-11-14T19:11:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by brianjedi \* > \*\*What do you call a skinny singer that kills mice? > > Celine D-Con. > > 😃 \*\* or how about _Feline Dion_? ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/31 "2003-11-14T19:11:33Z")
What do you call a skinny singer that fixes air conditioning units? Celine Freon ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/32 "2003-11-14T19:24:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*Holy crap that was funny. \*\* Thank you, dear—I am pleased (and smug) to note I actually wrote that one myself and didn’t steal it, like I do my other jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/33 "2003-11-14T19:47:22Z")
What do you call a skinny singer who’s in a grumpy mood? Sullen Dion. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/34 "2003-11-14T19:53:19Z")
What do you call a skinny singer who always works the odd angle? Scalene Dion. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/35 "2003-11-14T20:01:06Z")
What do you call a skinny singer playing the male lead in a Greek tragedy? Celine Creon ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/36 "2003-11-14T20:08:13Z")
What do you call an incredulous skinny singer? Celine You’reputtingmeon ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/37 "2003-11-14T20:19:26Z")
Okay, that was a stretch. I admit it. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/38 "2003-11-14T20:55:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flodnak \* > \*\*Well, damn. When I saw the thread title, my first thought was “Frankie!” > > Clearly I’m a freak. \*\* No, you’re not. I had the same thought. Robin ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/39 "2003-11-14T21:10:31Z")
Ghawd. I want back the three minutes of my life I spent reading this thread. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/40 "2003-11-14T21:53:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Snooooopy \* > \*\*Well, I can think of a lot of people who’d like to Poupon her. \*\* You are now one of my SDMB heros! 😛 God, I love puns. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190.md?page=3)