# What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190 "2003-11-14T05:26:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/41 "2003-11-15T02:07:45Z")
**Gazelle**? I laughed. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/42 "2003-11-15T02:15:03Z")
What do you call a skinny singer sitting in a window advertising beer? Celine Neon. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/43 "2003-11-15T06:31:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bughunter \* > \*\*Ghawd. > > I want back the three minutes of my life I spent reading this thread. > > :rolleyes: \*\* SHAZAM! You now have the three minutes back. But you have to spend them listening to Celine Dion. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/44 "2003-11-15T06:34:37Z")
What do you get if you cross a skinny pop diva with Jennifer Lopez? Selena Dion. Wait, I’ve got another punchline for that one. What do you get if you cross Celine Dion with Jennifer Lopez? A singer who looks like this **þ** ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/45 "2003-11-15T06:49:18Z")
What do you call an ancient Greek lawgiver who sings _My Heart Will Go On_? Solon Dion. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/46 "2003-11-15T07:23:06Z")
I’m just frightened and sitting in my chair… ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/47 "2003-11-15T07:34:19Z")
What do you call an INCREDIBLY skinny singer? So Lean Dion! What do you call a skinny singer who works infomercials? Selling Dion! ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/48 "2003-11-15T07:39:26Z")
What do you call an INCREDIBLY skinny singer? So Lean Dion! What do you call a skinny singer who works infomercials? Selling Dion! ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/49 "2003-11-15T07:42:03Z")
What do you call the singer who sang “Runaround Sue”? Dion. Hmm, that one didn’t work out so good. ---
**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/50 "2003-11-15T08:01:25Z")
What is the skinny singer’s fat sister’s name? Sirloin Dion. I’m sorry ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/51 "2003-11-15T08:08:07Z")
What do you call Rumsfeld’s favorite Canadian singer? Celine DEFCON What do you call an anal Francophone song-mangler? Colon Dion What was that really bad, self-aggrandizing song from _Titanic_? “My Heart will Dion” ---
**Author:** ![lurksfromwork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@lurksfromwork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurksfromwork)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/52 "2003-11-15T12:39:17Z")
And if this skinny singer had one leg shorter than the other… Shelean Dion ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/53 "2003-11-15T13:26:04Z")
And if the skinny singer quits showbiz and becomes a cosmeticians, she could open Salon Dion ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/54 "2003-11-15T13:45:10Z")
And if the skinny singer stars on Broadway in “Cats” and “The Lion King” once again she is: Feline Dion ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/55 "2003-11-15T18:54:01Z")
Q. What do you call a pop singer who spans 5 decades and 5 octaves? A. Celine Dionne. And that makes 500. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/56 "2003-11-16T07:07:44Z")
What do you call a skinny singer that makes everything smell better? Febreze Dion What do you call a skinny singer that drives a Chrysler? Sebring Dion What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard and thrown to the lions? A Fitting End ---
**Author:** ![Burnt\_Toast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba8739/32.png) [@Burnt\_Toast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burnt_Toast)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/57 "2003-11-16T13:02:16Z")
What do you call a skinny singer in an IV drip? Saline Dion What do you call a cyborg skinny singer? Machine Dion ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/58 "2003-11-16T13:10:41Z")
What skinny singer goes good with soup? Saltine Dion. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/59 "2003-11-16T13:19:05Z")
Good og this thread is actually worse than [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=222616). ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/60 "2003-11-16T16:13:12Z")
What do you call a skinny singer who cannot keep her feet on the floor? **Ceiling Dion** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190.md?page=4)