# What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190 "2003-11-14T05:26:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/61 "2003-11-16T16:26:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Derleth \* > \*\*What do you call Rumsfeld’s favorite Canadian singer? > > Celine DEFCON > > \*\* Oh that’s just wrong. . . 😃 What do you call a schreeching, skinny singer who also plays football? Celine Deion What to you call a screeching, skinny singer who advocates alternative energy? Solar Dion And **Burnt Toast** , why is it that I can see Celine Dion as a Terminator? I mean, a real live one, here to kill us all? Tripler **Derleth** , I didn’t know you were up in Havre! ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/62 "2003-11-16T18:43:29Z")
What do you call a skinny pop diva who moves to California? Salinas Dion. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/63 "2003-11-16T19:17:53Z")
what do you call a skinny pop diva between the isle of wight and mainland britain? Solent Dion ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/64 "2003-11-16T20:06:30Z")
What do you call a skinny pop diva that knows all the answers? Cecil Dion What do you call a skinny pop diva that disappears? Celine Begone What do you call a skinny pop diva who’s a hot babe and sharp as a sack of wet mice? Salacious Be Wrong ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/65 "2003-11-16T20:37:04Z")
What do you call a skinny pop diva who is chasing Amy? Jay and Celine Bob. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/66 "2003-11-16T22:52:26Z")
What do you call a skinny singer from Pizza Hut with pepperoni, mushrooms, red onions and green peppers? Supreme Dion. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/67 "2003-11-30T12:46:02Z")
What do you call a skinny singer from Canada who’s overcome her lactose intolerance issues? Ice cream Dion. What do you call a skinny singer from Canada who sleeps swathed in layers of thick clear plastic sheeting? [Visqueen](http://www.visqueenbuilding.co.uk/) Dion. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/68 "2003-11-30T13:33:21Z")
What do you call a skinny Canadian singer who eats \* [Heston]peeeeooopllleeee?!?!?[/Heston] \* Soylent Dion Tripler It’s 0630 local. That’s all I got. Whaddya want? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/69 "2003-11-30T13:46:40Z")
LOL _laughing at my poor eyesight_ … I thought you said “What do you call a skinny **‘sanger’** covered in mustard?” Just to explain first-off… here in Australia a “sanger” is an affectionate term for our humble sausage (which we invariably cook on our outdoor Barbecues)… and, on that note, I was going to respond that it would be “a rip-off” if it’s skinny… but I now realise what the theme of this post is… so perhaps I should comment no further. However, I can’t contain myself… Jeez I’m on a roll, (no not a bread roll, just a typing frenzy!!) I would just like to say that Celine Dione is a poor and pathetic representative of the feminine gender of the human race… so perhaps I WAS right … she is but a mere skinny sausage at some Aussie BBQ and will end up being devoured between a couple of pieces of sliced bread with the sacred tomato sauce (ketchup) and lashings of mustard! LOL !! Sorry one and all, perhaps I’ve had enough to drink :smack: ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/70 "2003-11-30T14:20:33Z")
What do you call a skinny singer possessed by the devil? Celine Demon What do you call a skinny singer with a perverted sexual hangup? Celine Pee-on ---
**Author:** ![Copper\_moon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecc23a/32.png) [@Copper\_moon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Copper_moon)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/71 "2003-11-30T20:40:29Z")
Oh these are so soo bad. I like it! What do you call a screeching skinny singer type of nutty candy? Praline Dion What do you call a screeching skinny singer who is blindingly white? Chlorine Dion. No wait . . . I got that wrong, it’s Michael Jackson I’m thinking of. sorry, sorry ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/72 "2003-11-30T21:25:08Z")
Celine Demon?? God, that got me. What a wonderful thread. 🙂 What do you call a skinny Canadian singer who’s incredibly frigid? Celine Freon. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/73 "2003-11-30T21:41:03Z")
What do you call a skinny Canadian singer who drives a Dodge? Celine Neon Tripler Thanks, I’m here all week. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/74 "2003-11-30T21:51:23Z")
What do you call a skinny cabaret singer? Saloon Dion ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/75 "2003-11-30T22:05:45Z")
What do you call a skinny singer that viciously clobbers fluffy little white baby sea mammals? Sealing Dion ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/76 "2003-11-30T23:01:07Z")
What do you call a pop singer who is also a SDMB admin? C. Lynn Dion. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/77 "2003-12-01T01:52:12Z")
How about a skinny singer from California wine country? Salinas Dion? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/78 "2003-12-01T05:44:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chefguy \* > \*\*How about a skinny singer from California wine country? > > Salinas Dion? \*\* What do you call a skinny pop diva in cannibal country? Sirloin Dion. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/79 "2003-12-01T05:55:31Z")
What do you call a skinny singer who hosts a weird TV show? Serling Dion (cue “Twilight Zone” theme) ---
**Author:** ![Copper\_moon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecc23a/32.png) [@Copper\_moon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Copper_moon)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/80 "2003-12-01T06:44:26Z")
What do you call a skinny singer who finds her way to this message board and reads all about herself and the reekingly rancid puns contained therein? Scream Dion [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190.md?page=5)