# What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190 "2003-11-14T05:26:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![peasea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc79bd/32.png) [@peasea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peasea)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/81 "2004-04-12T17:25:25Z")
What do you call a peaceful Asian Canadian pop singer? Serene Dion. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/82 "2004-04-12T17:45:01Z")
What could be done to stop the madness? Sealing Dion What do you call a skinny singer who might cause BSE? Celine Prion ---
**Author:** ![Okaybear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9fc348/32.png) [@Okaybear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Okaybear)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/83 "2004-04-12T18:25:58Z")
Can’t believe I’m getting sucked into this 🙂 Whaddya call a skinny Canadian singer stuck in a whale’s mouth to filter plankton in? Baleen Dion _gigglefit_ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/84 "2004-04-12T18:30:57Z")
What do you call a skinny pop singer who converts to Judaism? Shalom Dion What do you call a skinny pop singer who starts pit threads? Spleen Dion What do you call a skinny pop singer who has an affair? Fling Dion What do you call a skinny pop singer who plays basketball and converts to Islam? Kareem Abdul Dion I’m leaving now. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/85 "2004-04-12T18:41:05Z")
What do call a skinny singer after a bucket of orange paint falls on her? Tangerine Dion. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/86 "2004-04-12T18:47:05Z")
\*\*What do you call an skinny singer who went to the University of Michigan? \*\* Wolverine Dion \*\*Who is an accountant? \*\* Adding Machine Dion \*\*A culinary Chef? \*\* Cuisine Dion \*\*A side course in Hannibal Lechter’s mean? \*\* Fava Bean Dion \*\*An Islamic Singer? \*\* Mujahedeen Dion ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/87 "2004-04-12T18:49:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*A side course in Hannibal Lechter’s mean? \*\* > > Fava Bean Dion That would be an ‘l’ at the end of the set up. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/88 "2004-04-12T18:52:34Z")
\*\*What do you call a skinny singer who imidates Flip Wilson’s most famous characters? \*\* Geraldine Dion **Napolean’s wife?** Josephine Dion **Lives on a boat, working from port to port?** Merchant Marine Dion **Who has kidney problems?** Dialysis Machine Dion I’ll shut up now. ---
**Author:** ![Finger\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b77776/32.png) [@Finger\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finger_Princess)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/89 "2004-04-12T18:54:12Z")
What do you call a skinny singer who lives underwater? Marine Dion. What do you call a skinny singer who lurches wildly from side to side? Careen Dion. I so rarely post that it seems a shame I loomed up out of the shadows just to say that. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/90 "2004-04-12T18:58:41Z")
**Who stars in a K:19 Widowmaker MOvie?** Submarine Dion **Stars with Jamie Lee Curtis in a slasher flick?** Halloween Dion **who drives a haunted car?** Christine Dion **Who paints the ceilings of chapels?** Sistine Dion It’s like crack…I cannot resist. ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/91 "2004-04-12T19:08:45Z")
What do you call a skinny singer who bounces e-mails? Celine Daemon… Or is it Mailer Dion? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/92 "2004-04-12T19:16:43Z")
**Who watches The Great Escape for the motorcycle escape scenes?** McQueen Dion A bit of a stretch and I profusely blame Andy Licious. It’s all her fault. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/93 "2004-04-12T19:27:23Z")
What do you call a skinny singer holding up a pier? Celine Pylon Who wears a lot of flashy jewelry? Bling Bling Dion Who has a lot of static? Cling Dion Who is made of synthetic fibers? Celine Nylon Who is a Star Trek character? Celine Klingon Who is really a female impersonator? Queen Dion ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/94 "2004-04-12T20:32:02Z")
What do you call a skinny singer who spends a few years singing with Black Sabbath? Celine Dio What do you call a skinny singer who can be used as an improptu shelter? Celine-To Dion What do you call a skinny singer who wears lightweight, semi-sheer fabrics? Celine Chiffon Ok…I’ll stop now. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/95 "2004-04-12T21:10:28Z")
A well-known '50s doo-wop singer wanted to sell his house. So he put it on the market. A few days later, a nasty letter came in the mail from the Town Office, telling him to cease and desist…something about “taxes”. Confused and disgusted, he went straight to his Lawyer. “Hey!” he says, “I wanna sell my house, and the Town mails me this crazy letter. What is this?!” The Lawyer replies, “'s a lien, Dion.” OK, so I made that up. Shoot me. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/96 "2004-04-12T21:31:23Z")
**What do you call a skinny singer with greasy hair?** Brylcream Dion :::_Brylcream, a little dab will do ya! Brylcream, you’ll look so debonair_:::::: ---
**Author:** ![FreeRange\_Maniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/97f17d/32.png) [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/97 "2004-04-12T21:55:33Z")
What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard and thrown to the lions? A Fitting End Falls off chair rolling around on floor laughing hysterically…okay, I’m fine now… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/98 "2004-04-12T22:03:25Z")
What do you call a skinny singer that single handedly causes american minivan buyers to not want to buy the particular car she is the voice/image for? Daimler-Chrysler Dion ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/99 "2004-04-12T23:56:36Z")
What do you call a skinny singer sliding down a snow-covered hill? Ski’in Dion What do you call a skinny singing dictator? Idi Amin Dion ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/100 "2004-04-13T00:46:13Z")
What do you call a skinny pop singer who gives you the finger? Obscene Dion Who is bald headed and makes cleaning products? Mr. Clean Dion From the Quad Cities? Moline Dion [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190.md?page=6)