# What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190 "2003-11-14T05:26:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/101 "2004-04-13T00:52:39Z")
What is a skinny singer from Texas called? Abilene Dion ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/102 "2004-04-13T01:12:33Z")
…with really fresh breath? Listerine Dion …cosmetic surgery? Plasticine Dion …prevents prostate cancer? Lycopene Dion ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/103 "2004-04-13T01:25:32Z")
that clears up your eyes? Visine Dion that can be used as a lubricant? Vaseline Dion that is also a form of birth control? Interuterine Dion that freshens breath\> Dentyne Dion [sub]I gotta stop opening this thread[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/104 "2004-04-13T02:08:50Z")
Sniffs\_Markers’s contribution (with a generous helping of :rolleyes: ) : What do you call a skinny singer diced and cooked in a white sauce? Creamed Dion ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/105 "2004-04-13T02:22:34Z")
What do you call a singer who is so stuck on herself that she has stickers of herself to stick on herself? Peelin’ Meon :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Cherry2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cherry2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry2000)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/106 "2004-04-13T02:28:21Z")
What do you call an inert skinny singer with a bad case of gas? Celine Xenon ([SIZE=2]Sorry guys… sometimes ya just can’t resist, ya know? 😉 )[/SIZE] ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/107 "2004-04-13T02:37:13Z")
What do you call a skinny horse-faced singer? Celine Dion in at Belmont. ---
**Author:** ![LastLaugh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@LastLaugh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LastLaugh)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/108 "2004-04-13T13:06:39Z")
\*\*What do you call a skinny singer who stands out in the crowd? \*\* Salient Dion. \*\*What do you call a skinny singer with attractive curves? \*\* B-spline Dion. ---
**Author:** ![htns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ba8739/32.png) [@htns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/htns)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/109 "2004-04-13T14:37:09Z")
What do you call an all-gay Army squadron? Militia Etheridge. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/110 "2004-04-13T16:15:05Z")
What do you call a skinny pop singer who always takes the shortest route between two points? Beeline Dion. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/111 "2004-04-13T16:18:30Z")
What do you call a skinny pop singer covered in cooling bacon fat? Congealin’ Dion ---
**Author:** ![Number](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/number/32/242_2.png) [@Number](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Number)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/112 "2004-04-13T16:22:53Z")
What do you call someone who reposts answers from earlier in this thread? Already-Seen Dion ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/113 "2004-04-13T17:13:58Z")
Am I the only one who read this thread in Fozzie Bear’s voice going “Wacka-wacka-wacka!”? ---
**Author:** ![Number](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/number/32/242_2.png) [@Number](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Number)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/114 "2004-04-13T17:36:12Z")
No, but if you read them like Kermit then you’re It’s Not Easy Bein’ Green Dion ---
**Author:** ![secret\_elbow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@secret\_elbow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/secret_elbow)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/115 "2004-04-13T18:44:56Z")
What do you call a skinny singer whos songs go on and on? Celine D’ aeon What do you call a skinny singer who releases a cosmetics line? Celine Dior What do you call a skinny singer who releases a song at Christmas? Ceine Dion ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/116 "2004-04-13T18:48:00Z")
WDYCASS drowning in a Parisian river? Seine Dion. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/117 "2004-04-13T18:55:26Z")
What do you call a skinny singer breathing her last? Celine Dying that lets you know someone’s at the door? Celine Dingdong who throws things at you? Sling Dion (or was that done already?) who’s bored? Ennui Dion ok enough ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/118 "2004-04-13T19:43:36Z")
What do you call a skinny singer’s first-born covered in mustard? Scion de Dion Dijon …who becomes King in a Muslim State? Sultan Dion …who comes down with jaundice? Saffron Dion :rolleyes: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/119 "2004-04-13T20:21:14Z")
WDYCASS who drives a hybrid car? Celine Ion. This thread is the evola virus of bad puns. ---
**Author:** ![Diet\_dis-Pepsi-a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ab097/32.png) [@Diet\_dis-Pepsi-a](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diet_dis-Pepsi-a)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/120 "2004-04-13T21:40:20Z")
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