# What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190 "2003-11-14T05:26:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/121 "2004-04-13T22:24:05Z")
WDYCASS who is poor? Celine Peon WDYCASS who drives a Dodge? Sebring Deon WDYCASS in the bathroom? Latrine Deon WDYCASS who calls up asking political opinions? Polling Deon WDYCASS who’s into Reggae? Celine Hey-Mon [sub]somebody stop me before I post again[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/122 "2004-04-13T23:07:09Z")
WDYCASS in a glass of milk? Ovaltine Deon WDYCASS who is a trigometric function? Cosine Deon WDYCASS who lubricates your engine? Havoline Deon WDYCASS on the menu? Cuisine Deon WDYCASS who is a castrated chicken Celene Capon [sub] somebody medicate me before I pun again[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/123 "2004-04-14T00:11:26Z")
that flashes colored lights? Celine Neon that happens to be a gasseous element with an atomic weight of 131.29? Celine Xenon that’s similar to a virus but lacking nucleic acid Celine Prion I hafta be honest here… when I read the thread title my response was “Geddy Lee covered in mustard?” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/124 "2004-04-14T00:14:17Z")
I can’t believe I missed somebody using xenon before me… and doing a better job of it I may add… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/125 "2004-04-14T02:34:31Z")
\*\*What do you call a skinny rapper covered in cheese? \*\* Kid Rochefort ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/126 "2004-04-14T02:57:13Z")
What do you call a certain skinny singers musical set? Celin’s eon. What does a certain skinny singer do at the end of the evening? Count Celine’s simoleons. What does a certain skinny singer’s Arab world fan club call themselves? Celine’s Mujahadeons. /Kingston Trio Where have all the flowers gone, long time passing? Where have all the flowers gone, long long time ago? Where have all the flowers gone? Sorry dear, I thought you wanted the WHOLE yard mowed! /Kingston Trio ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/127 "2004-04-14T05:43:59Z")
What do you call a skinny singer on a mattress? Sealy Dion What do you call a skinny singer’s restroom in Caesar’s Palace when she is on vacation? Elton’s Dion John ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/128 "2004-04-14T16:23:55Z")
what do you call a cheesy 70’s singer/actress on an intercontinantal ballistic missile? Olivia Neutron Bomb ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/129 "2004-04-14T16:25:27Z")
I wish I could spell intercontinental… ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/130 "2004-04-15T02:58:12Z")
What do you call a skinny singer who forces people to show up in court? Subpoena Dion. ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190/131 "2004-04-15T15:09:41Z")
WDYCASS who’s incredibly boring? Celine \ WDYCASS who’s been in prison? Celine de con What do you say when a skinny singer gets a music award? Yer havin’ me on! WDYCASS who advertises Tampax on TV? See, lean Tampon! WDYCASS eating dessert? Icecream Deon. WDYCASS who’s just had a shower A clean Deon with…Clean un-Dies on!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-a-skinny-singer-covered-in-mustard/213190.md?page=6)