# What do you call bacon and cheese sandwiched between two "slices" of Fried Chicken?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 7, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309 "2010-04-07T18:58:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/1 "2010-04-07T18:58:07Z")

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It is none other than KFCs new [Double down](http://consumerist.com/2010/04/kfcs-bacon-sandwich-on-fried-chicken-bread-kills-people-everywhere-on-april-12.html). Coming April 12.

Looks like Heaven…and Hell, if that is possible.

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/2 "2010-04-07T18:59:20Z")

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Sorry to say dude, your thread title looks like hell too! 😛

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/3 "2010-04-07T19:01:04Z")

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He was drooling on the keyboard and his fingers slipped.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/4 "2010-04-07T19:01:13Z")

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Please please please say that it comes with dipping gravy.

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**Author:** ![howye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9adbd/32.png) [@howye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/howye)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/5 "2010-04-07T19:05:39Z")

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Oh my.

Does it actually just come with a prescription for Crestor?

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**Author:** ![mozchron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mozchron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mozchron)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/6 "2010-04-07T19:12:17Z")

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This thing is about the same as a Big Mac in terms of nutritional badness. How many people eat Big Macs every day? Why aren’t we outraged about that?

Not to say its good - it shows how bad fast food in general is.

**Big Mac:**  
540 calories  
29 grams total fat  
10 grams saturated fat

**KFC Double Down:**  
590 calories  
31 grams total fat  
10 grams saturated fat

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/7 "2010-04-07T19:12:20Z")

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> [@howye](#):
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> Oh my.
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> Does it actually just come with a prescription for Crestor?

No, but the back of the wrapper is a buy-1-get-1-free coupon for a coronary bypass.

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/8 "2010-04-07T19:16:21Z")

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> [@ArchiveGuy](#):
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> Please please please say that it comes with dipping gravy.

It _totally_ should!

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/9 "2010-04-07T19:34:01Z")

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Don’t be fooled. Sodium aside, this sandwich isn’t much worse than items KFC already offers. The Double Down with Original Recipe chicken has 540 calories, 32g of fat, and 1380mg of sodium. Their existing Double Crunch Sandwich with Crispy Strip chicken, though, has 520 calories, 28g of fat, and 820mg of sodium.

Hell, the Crispy Twister with Crispy Strip chicken is worse: 590 calories, 31g of fat, and 1220mg sodium.

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/10 "2010-04-07T19:36:53Z")

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So Chicken is the new Bread?

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/11 "2010-04-07T19:40:21Z")

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I’ll take two.

With a side of fries.

And a shake.

What’s that? No Shakes at KFC? No problem, I pass a Wendys on the way back to the office, I’ll just go through the dive-through for a frosty…

…and some chilli…

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/12 "2010-04-07T19:40:41Z")

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I bet a couple of hard, pipe-hittin’ chickens will go all cannibal on its ass.

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/13 "2010-04-07T19:40:46Z")

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Make sure you get the Meal Deal that comes with a free Defibrilator…  
😉

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/14 "2010-04-07T19:43:09Z")

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> [@NinetyWt](#):
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> Sorry to say dude, your thread title looks like hell too! 😛

Yeah, I know. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/15 "2010-04-07T19:44:45Z")

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Three typos in one subject line? Sheesh, that must be some kind of a Doper record.

Here’s [CNN.com](http://CNN.com) on this latest edible monstrosity, and fast-food defiant unhealthiness generally: [Is fat fare at fast foods going too far? - CNN.com](http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/04/07/fast.food.calories/index.html?hpt=C2)

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/16 "2010-04-07T19:54:19Z")

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Chicken Cordon Blue – with bacon instead of ham. And much worse cheese.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/17 "2010-04-07T20:02:23Z")

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I’d be willing to try it. Once. After I’d gone for a couple of weeks eating entirely healthily.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/18 "2010-04-07T20:02:26Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> I’ll take two.
> 
> With a side of fries.
> 
> And a shake.
> 
> What’s that? No Shakes at KFC? No problem, I pass a Wendys on the way back to the office, I’ll just go through the dive-through for a frosty…
> 
> …and some chilli…

I live nearby a KFC/Taco Bell. I’ll take my Double Down with a Fiesta Taco Salad (770 calories, 41g fat, 10g saturated, 1650mg sodium).

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/19 "2010-04-07T20:37:48Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> I’ll take two.
> 
> With a side of fries.
> 
> And a shake.
> 
> What’s that? No Shakes at KFC? No problem, I pass a Wendys on the way back to the office, I’ll just go through the dive-through for a frosty…
> 
> …and some chilli…

And when you get home, you can take some fried chicken skin, cut it up into little strips and snort it like cocaine.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-bacon-and-cheese-sandwiched-between-two-slices-of-fried-chicken/535309/20 "2010-04-07T20:40:05Z")

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Can I get that bacon and cheese sandwhich with some bacon on it?

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