# What do you call your genitals? What about your partner's? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 29, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385 "2009-06-29T19:37:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![StaudtCJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@StaudtCJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StaudtCJ)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/21 "2009-06-30T16:14:43Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I would be scarred for life if I ever found out what my parents called my dad’s penis. > > I used to date a girl that referred to her boobs and vagina as Flopsy, Mopsy and Peter Cotton-Tail. 🙂 Regrettably, “the creature” is also what my younger son calls his hamster. Also, teenage boy only knows because he asked his dad in one of those weird father-son moments. It makes for hilarity in the oddest situations. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/22 "2009-06-30T16:16:51Z")
> [@Baby\_Driver](#): > > Thanks for the welcome! > > If you can get me a hefeweizen and a new boyfriend, I’d be obliged 😃 Yes for the first, “got a picture?” for the second. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Baby\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@Baby\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baby_Driver)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/23 "2009-06-30T17:31:28Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Yes for the first, “got a picture?” for the second. 😉 Sure - I’m totally cute 😃 [http://picasaweb.google.com/lee.monicaa/FamFriendsMe#5353172950252771378](http://picasaweb.google.com/lee.monicaa/FamFriendsMe#5353172950252771378) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/24 "2009-06-30T17:47:02Z")
> [@Baby\_Driver](#): > > Sure - I’m totally cute 😃 [http://picasaweb.google.com/lee.monicaa/FamFriendsMe#5353172950252771378](http://picasaweb.google.com/lee.monicaa/FamFriendsMe#5353172950252771378) I am having an AWESOME day. ---
**Author:** ![Baby\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@Baby\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baby_Driver)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/25 "2009-06-30T18:16:59Z")
Glad to hear it! ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/26 "2009-06-30T18:38:48Z")
> [@Baby\_Driver](#): > > Sure - I’m totally cute 😃 [http://picasaweb.google.com/lee.monicaa/FamFriendsMe#5353172950252771378](http://picasaweb.google.com/lee.monicaa/FamFriendsMe#5353172950252771378) So like erm, how _you_ doing? I have this feeling that you’re gonna be a very welcome addition to the teeming millions ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/27 "2009-06-30T18:45:17Z")
Have we given her her initiation yet? ---
**Author:** ![Baby\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@Baby\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baby_Driver)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/28 "2009-06-30T19:24:13Z")
Nope…would this be a good or very bad time to ask why people keep mentioning a squid when discussing recent joiners? Thread link to this? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/29 "2009-06-30T19:27:13Z")
She wants to see the squid thread. Hah! Tremble, new fish. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/30 "2009-06-30T19:47:43Z")
Anyone else hearing Suburban Lawns’s _Janitor_ when they read the title? 'Cause you know, the way Sue Tissue sings it it sounds like she’s singing ‘Oh, my genitals!’ [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32-LHS2-LxU](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32-LHS2-LxU) ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/31 "2009-07-01T00:35:36Z")
His: cock or “lil buddy” (also what we call condoms, as in “could you pick up some lil buddies on your way home from work? we’re out.”) Mine: pussy, minge, quim or chatch. (Minge and quim are British colloquialisms that for some reason we adopted. Gotta love the Brits.) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/32 "2009-07-01T03:42:22Z")
Pepper Mill likes to use “pecker” for the penis, a word I’d never used in my life. She thinks it’s friendlier than other penis names. We don’t have a standard word for her girl parts. I do prefer “boobs” to “tits” or other names – it seems nicer and smoother, with all those Os in it. “Boobs” even _looks_ like Boobs. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/33 "2009-07-01T03:43:27Z")
Ur wife’s doin’ it rong. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/34 "2009-07-01T04:00:48Z")
“Master Cylinder” and “The Dry Dock” What? ---
**Author:** ![Kalypso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/df705f/32.png) [@Kalypso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalypso)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/35 "2009-07-01T04:18:29Z")
I’ve named **Z.R. Test** ’s “Vlad”. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/36 "2009-07-01T07:01:53Z")
> [@Baby\_Driver](#): > > Nope…would this be a good or very bad time to ask why people keep mentioning a squid when discussing recent joiners? Don’t worry, Baby. I’ll be real gentle. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/37 "2009-07-01T11:10:09Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Boris and Natasha NO… Doris. I like using Hoo Haa (for her) and The Store (for me). ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/38 "2009-07-01T11:14:53Z")
“the Little Terrorist” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/39 "2009-07-01T12:44:28Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > We don’t have a standard word for her girl parts. I do prefer “boobs” to “tits” or other names – it seems nicer and smoother, with all those Os in it. “Boobs” even _looks_ like Boobs. I prefer tits. Those two Ts make them pointier. I guess this reveals a little bit of my preference. Titties are even better. Perkier than tits, and way less droopy than boobs. Melons are right out. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Buttons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@Mr\_Buttons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Buttons)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385/40 "2009-07-01T13:13:36Z")
Old girlfiend, my penis was named Mr. Happy. New Girlfriend, Mr. Peenie. I was a little miffed that it rhymed w/ teeny, but when my asian coworker couldn’t pronounce Panini, and instead called them Peenie’s… well, the name stuck [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-genitals-what-about-your-partners/501385.md?page=3)