# What do you call your weed? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 24, 2002, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-weed/115631 "2002-06-24T01:50:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![GKW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@GKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GKW)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-weed/115631/21 "2002-06-24T17:18:12Z")
When I used to indulge we also called the crummy stuff ditchweed. All the rest was just ‘heenie’. ---
**Author:** ![Godfrey\_Daniels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Godfrey\_Daniels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Godfrey_Daniels)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-weed/115631/22 "2002-06-24T18:41:17Z")
Rooter. Dope. Reef. Ganja. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-weed/115631/23 "2002-06-24T18:59:56Z")
[Cheech and Chong] **Labrador** [/Cheech and Chong] ---
**Author:** ![UWmite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UWmite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UWmite)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-weed/115631/24 "2002-06-24T22:57:53Z")
We’ve got schwag and kb here. In high school my friends called it budda or geef, but then they were weird even by high school pothead standards. And if you thought “Smoke up” vs “Smoke out” was bad, a girl I knew from Michigan used to “Smoke down.” Crazy shite. ---
**Author:** ![Bullwinkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Bullwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-weed/115631/25 "2002-06-25T05:51:07Z")
I once had a friend of mine say to me, “This is the shit that killed Elvis”. ---
**Author:** ![Hoops](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoops/32/6408_2.png) [@Hoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoops)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-weed/115631/26 "2002-06-25T09:23:11Z")
Carpet. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-weed/115631/27 "2002-06-25T10:31:15Z")
I’d be wary of anything coated with white crystals. While it may be THC, it’s more likely to be PCP tranquilizer or cocaine. Both of those drugs carry their own bag of difficulties, and they’re a whole lot stranger than the true bud itself. ---
**Author:** ![gex\_gex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@gex\_gex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gex_gex)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-weed/115631/28 "2002-06-25T17:14:31Z")
i don’t think i’ve heard ‘dacca’ (sp) yet. also, i’m loving the (not very often used, but still great) **mary jane** ---
**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-weed/115631/29 "2002-06-25T18:39:16Z")
> [@](#): > > And if you thought “Smoke up” vs “Smoke out” was bad, a girl I knew from Michigan used to “Smoke down.” \*\* Its “smoke down” in Georgia, too. Or at least it was… ---
**Author:** ![welby1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@welby1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby1)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-weed/115631/30 "2002-06-25T20:33:58Z")
Bob. I call my weed Bob, and he’s my friend. ---
**Author:** ![welby1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@welby1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby1)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-weed/115631/31 "2002-06-25T20:53:34Z")
Bob. I call my weed Bob, and he’s my friend. ---
**Author:** ![MissUnderstood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b77776/32.png) [@MissUnderstood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissUnderstood)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-call-your-weed/115631/32 "2002-06-26T11:19:39Z")
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