# What do you do when a bunch of kids hit your daughter with a snowball? Whack 'em
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 25, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512 "2003-02-25T23:59:03Z")
**Posts on this page:** 18
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### Author:  [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/1 "2003-02-25T23:59:03Z")
[Nothing like a drive-by to even the score!](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=533&e=5&cid=533&u=/ap/20030225/ap_on_re_us/snowball_shooting)
It’s touching to find a parent so protective of his child. :eek:
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### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/2 "2003-02-26T00:00:45Z")
I heard this on the radio this morning. I have no words to describe how fucked up it is.
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### Author:  [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/3 "2003-02-26T00:03:53Z")
Jesus H. Christ! Someone’s got serious rage issues. I hope they fry him.
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### Author:  [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/4 "2003-02-26T00:33:14Z")
Come on now, let’s not rush to judgment until we know all the facts…nah, we can rush on this one. Unfucking believable.
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### Author:  [@Alereon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alereon)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/5 "2003-02-26T00:49:39Z")
WTF is wrong with people?
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/6 "2003-02-26T00:50:45Z")
That Dar Williams sure sings pretty!
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Fagjunk Theology: Not just for sodomite propagandists anymore.
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### Author:  [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/7 "2003-02-26T01:05:17Z")
I hope the little girl who was shot turns out okay. Mostly so I won’t feel so guilty for finding this hilarious.
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### Author:  [@petcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petcat)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/8 "2003-02-26T02:17:05Z")
Figures it’s Philly. Back in the last blizzard people were getting shot over shovelled parking spaces. It’s a badass town, I lived there ten years.
Stupid world. It is a shame innocent kids get caught in it.
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### Author:  [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/9 "2003-02-26T02:32:38Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Miller \*
> \*\*I hope the little girl who was shot turns out okay. Mostly so I won’t feel so guilty for finding this hilarious. \*\*
I feel the same way. If it wasn’t real, it would be an SNL skit. It has this quality of over-the-top black humor.
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### Author:  [@Rotten\_Candy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rotten_Candy)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/10 "2003-02-26T02:38:28Z")
Gee, what a great example to set for your kid.
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### Author:  [@petcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petcat)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/11 "2003-02-26T02:46:22Z")
**Boyo Jim** , “black humor”??
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### Author:  [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/12 "2003-02-26T02:49:14Z")
Yeah, black humor. Dark comedy. Like _Very Bad Things_ or something.
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### Author:  [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/13 "2003-02-26T02:50:38Z")
Oh MAN, that is seriously fucked up.
Sounds like these people were hit in the head with snowballs a few too many times.
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### Author:  [@fizgig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizgig)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/14 "2003-02-26T02:57:59Z")
That is just fucking psychotic.
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### Author:  [@Harmonix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonix)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/15 "2003-02-26T03:12:18Z")
:eek:
no words.
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### Author:  [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/16 "2003-02-26T03:16:57Z")
**Miller** , your comment has inspired me to start another thread, [The Inappropriate humor poll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=165668).
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### Author:  [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/17 "2003-02-26T04:02:08Z")
I bet they learned their lesson.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-when-a-bunch-of-kids-hit-your-daughter-with-a-snowball-whack-em/157512/18 "2003-02-26T16:35:25Z")
Stop it **Shagnasty** , you’re making me laugh inappropriately.
This is what blows me away…
“Best returned to the scene several hours later and fired the shots,”
3 plus hours and he’s still blistering.