# What do you do with a drunken sailor-buy a toyota of course **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor-buy-a-toyota-of-course/317169 "2005-08-15T23:54:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CWN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@CWN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CWN)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor-buy-a-toyota-of-course/317169/1 "2005-08-15T23:54:28Z")
Maybe its me but the new TV and radio spots for Toyota should not be using “What do you do with a drunken sailor” as background music 😕 ---
**Author:** ![CWN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@CWN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CWN)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor-buy-a-toyota-of-course/317169/2 "2005-08-16T00:08:34Z")
What do ya do with a drunken sailor What do ya do with a drunken sailor What do ya do with a drunken sailor Earlie in the morning He ho up he throttles He ho up he throttles He ho up he throttles Earlie in the morning Buy him a toyota till hes sober Buy him a toyota till hes sober Buy him a toyota till hes sober Earlie in the morning 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor-buy-a-toyota-of-course/317169/3 "2005-08-16T00:13:03Z")
[I noticed it too](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=330256). 😛 But mine was in Spanish! ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor-buy-a-toyota-of-course/317169/4 "2005-08-16T00:17:33Z")
Well, you could always CENSOR CENSOR, then CENSOR CENSOR him. :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor-buy-a-toyota-of-course/317169/5 "2005-08-16T00:18:21Z")
[I noticed it too](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=330256). 😛 But mine was in Spanish! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor-buy-a-toyota-of-course/317169/6 "2005-08-16T00:33:25Z")
Just Shave him with a Rusty Razor. I like the song alot, I tune out most commercials anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor-buy-a-toyota-of-course/317169/7 "2005-08-16T00:36:06Z")
_Thank_ you! I’d hoped I wasn’t just hearing things. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor-buy-a-toyota-of-course/317169/8 "2005-08-16T00:44:14Z")
> [@Susie Derkins](#): > > _Thank_ you! I’d hoped I wasn’t just hearing things. [off subject] I’ve got to know, are you “Next Door” to A little mischievous 6 yr old and his tiger companion? ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor-buy-a-toyota-of-course/317169/9 "2005-08-16T01:02:46Z")
Yep! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DaveRaver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daveraver/32/1078_2.png) [@DaveRaver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaveRaver)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor-buy-a-toyota-of-course/317169/10 "2005-08-31T02:01:53Z")
The song is probably in the public domain so they could use it cheaply and get it on the air quickly. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-do-with-a-drunken-sailor-buy-a-toyota-of-course/317169/11 "2005-08-31T04:11:56Z")
> [@CWN](#): > > He ho up he throttles > \ You rule beyond words.