# What do you eat on your toast? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428 "2000-08-15T14:09:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/21 "2000-08-15T18:44:32Z")
Grape jelly (thinly applied), honey, or sugar+cinnamon. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/22 "2000-08-15T18:45:23Z")
Peanut butter and grape jelly ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/23 "2000-08-15T18:49:26Z")
apple butter mmmmmmmmmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/24 "2000-08-15T19:03:56Z")
**TechChick, Zyada** – I guess I would have been more clear if I’d said Gerber’s **baby food** apricots. Pears and bananas work too. The baby food is pure, not to sweet and spreads great. And hey, if it’s good enough for junior, it’s good enough for me! ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/25 "2000-08-15T19:11:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\ ***TechChick, Zyada** – > > \<\\> > > not too sweet and spreads great. > \*\* It’s not just for breakfast anymore… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/26 "2000-08-15T19:15:04Z")
You cretins. Cheese Whiz belongs on toast. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/27 "2000-08-15T19:20:41Z")
Cheez Whiz on toast??? Oy, you Canadians are sure silly people. OH, that may just be kelli 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Havoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Havoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Havoc)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/28 "2000-08-15T19:26:44Z")
(1) PEANUT BUTTER! (2) Strawberry Jam (3) Crabapple Butter (YUMMY!) Darn it. Now I’ve got a craving to have toast for supper tonight. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/29 "2000-08-15T20:16:36Z")
mmmmm Kel I totally forgot about Cheez Whiz… and then put it under the broiler so it melts… Yumn! ---
**Author:** ![Baglady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Baglady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baglady)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/30 "2000-08-15T20:28:38Z")
My mom used to give them to me. She’d put butter on toast, then dip small rectangles of nori seaweed (the stuff they wrap sushi in) in a bit of soy sauce, then layer the nori over the toast. _It’s probably too gross for you to contemplate trying._ ---
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/31 "2000-08-15T21:09:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > \*\*I love fruit preserves, as long as there are no seeds in it. I’ll also put a little peanut butter on my toast, but just enough to give the toast some flavor. (I’m trying to watch my weight). \*\* Michi- Now that I know what you want for breakfast should I nudge you awake or call you?? Sorry I always love to flirt with you! ---
**Author:** ![Treycal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@Treycal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treycal)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/32 "2000-08-15T21:22:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kellibelli \* > \*\*Cheese Whiz belongs on toast. \*\* _ **I tend to say away from foods with the word Whiz in it!** _ Here’s another Canuck that can’t stand Cheese Whiz on toast. Can’t remember which comedian said the above quote but it sums up my feelings towards Cheese Whiz. Now Sue, considering that I’m just down the road from you (in Calgary) and I absolutely love raspberry jam on my toast (with butter), any chance of a jar of that jam makin’ it my way? Please…pretty please! ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/33 "2000-08-15T21:30:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CanadianSue \* > \*\*mmmmm Kel I totally forgot about Cheez Whiz… and then put it under the broiler so it melts… Yumn! \*\* yeesh…this is causing me to rethink this crush I was forming on ya Sue ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/34 "2000-08-15T21:40:39Z")
[quote] My mom used to give them to me. She’d put butter on toast, then dip small rectangles of nori seaweed (the stuff they wrap sushi in) in a bit of soy sauce, then layer the nori over the toast. It’s probably too gross for you to contemplate trying.\*\* I’d contemplate it! What is it with all the nori references on the board lately? Are you people trying to get me fat? **Sue** , if you don’t mind me asking, how does one go about getting on your Christmas gift list? Not that I’m hinting anything, but, I am a total jam and jelly slut. Preserves and marmalade, too. I think I’ve got about a dozen jars in the fridge. That’s just the open ones. I think red currant and prune are my favorites right now. And butter…gots to have the real, 100% fatty goodness of butter. Mmmmm. You know what’s not so bad either? Quark (wierd German dairy substance), sour cream or creme fraiche layered on top of the jelly and butter. It goes best on brotchen but American style toast will do in a pinch. I like butter and honey too, but that’s more of an English muffin thing. ---
**Author:** ![Havoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Havoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Havoc)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/35 "2000-08-15T22:04:59Z")
Nutella!!! ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/36 "2000-08-16T05:28:32Z")
Peanut butter and jam, but the peanut butter has to go on while the toast is hot, so it kind of melts into it. Also (and everyone thinks I’m nuts) Cheez Whiz and honey. Try it. It’s good! Hmmm… I wonder if that’s why people think I’m nuts, or if it’s something else. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/37 "2000-08-16T05:31:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beagledave \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by CanadianSue \* > > \*\*mmmmm Kel I totally forgot about Cheez Whiz… and then put it under the broiler so it melts… Yumn! \*\* > > yeesh…this is causing me to rethink this crush I was forming on ya Sue \*\* Try it, you’ll love it!! It’s just the mini version of a grilled cheese, breaky style! ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/38 "2000-08-16T05:39:04Z")
I don’t have much of a sweet-tooth, so lime marmalade and orange marmalade are favorites. And (get ready to barf) hot pepper jelly. Especially with a thin scraping of cream cheese. Or if it comes pre-buttered, a sprinkle of hot sauce and salt. Yeah, yeah, I’m weird. Veb ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/39 "2000-08-16T07:16:31Z")
Peanut butter (pure peanuts,thanks) with marmalade on one slice, and pb with something else on the other. Robertson’s Lime is good, but I prefer their Ginger Marmalade. Except that I just got some homemade jam from my sister. Sue, she’s another canner, like so many prairie people. She doesn’t label things, so I’m not quite sure what ahe gave me, but she thought it’s one raspberry, one strawberry, and best of all, one strawberry-and-rhubarb. I can tell that one, so it goes first! Lunapark, that pb-and-banana goes even better with a little orange marmalade as well. And if I don’t go for sweets, maybe a bit of mayo and some cheese (old Cheddar, Gruyere, something with caraway or jalapenos, but definitely _not_ Cheez Whiz!). ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428/40 "2000-08-16T13:54:46Z")
Hey sweetie!!! Don’t think I know how to cook that 🙂 You use bread, right!!! First, I have to find the kitchen… Hey CS… sun is shinning, weather is beautiful!!! Remember what we talked about doing on the boardwalk? sssshhh… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-eat-on-your-toast/29428.md?page=3)