Drunk people.
The back side of those huge fans they put up in factories and such to circulate air. I was scared to death as a kid that I’d get sucked into one and I’m stil lspooky around 'em.
Animals with congenital deformities. Like the turtles with multiple heads or the kitten and pig with 1.5 faces. Or those frogs with too many legs or other body parts. Or conjoined animals (I’m ok with humans though).
No, I am not going to link to photos; I’d have to look at them.
Babies. They’re like people, except they’re gross and wrinkly. But not old-people wrinkly, which is not creepy. Unless they’re really, really wrinkly. In which case, maybe, but still not as creepy as babies.
Plus, they’re stupid.
Have you seen the very first episode of Lost? Imagine a jet engine on the ground . . . .
Oh hell yes! Something about them in particular (in comparison with popsicle sticks, etc.) is truly awful.
Regarding clowns, there is a short film that is full of people saying “Bingo. Bingo the Clown-O,” and then this horrifying cackling clown face fills the screen. A friend and I just happened to see this one midnight after several drinks, and we both sat frozen in horrified fascination until it was over. Creepiest thing I ever saw.
I can’t touch chalk or anything chalky, and I’m not fond of watching write something on a chalkboard, either.
I hate stairway handrails in any public place.
Dolls, also, but for me especially those dolls from the early 20th century with the celluloid heads and staring, bulging eyes. Gah.
Oh, and house centipedes. I’m not creeped out by millipedes (I like to step on them and hear them pop), and spiders don’t bother me, but a house centipede can send me screaming from the room.
Long fingernails on men. Urgh.
If you’re a guy, and your nails extend over the tip of your fingers, stay the hell away from me. And for God’s sake, DON’T TRY TO SHAKE MY HAND!!
Public swimming pools. There’s… people germs in there.
Especially outdoor public swimming pools. Not only do you get uncountable numbers of people germs, there’s the possibility of paddling directly into a half-drowned bee.
So, you have no problem with a 8 inch cow but a 4 inch cow creeps you out.
This should send SurrenderDorothy into absolute fits of terror! Or at least a serious case of “ick”.
The word “smooth” just seems wrong to me. Especially written in all-caps: SMOOTH.
It just looks wrong. My Advanced Calculus prof writes in caps, and every time he writes that word on the board, I shudder.
Me too! Actually, socks in general disturb me. They make my teeth itch. I can wear them when I’m also wearing shoes, but I can’t wear them without shoes (so my feet get cold a lot). Also, I can’t stand when people around me are wearing socks. The sound of the socks scraping across the floor…shudder. Just the thought of it makes my teeth itch.
My other strange one is sandwiches. Sandwiches that are made at home are fine. But any pre-prepared sandwiches gross me out. And sandwiches that are frozen? Make me want to vomit. Oh, and sandwiches that come up with a dip. I don’t know why I have such a thing about sandwiches, but they seriously bother me.
Freshwater beaches (like on lakes and rivers and such). Somehow unnatural and icky.
The Pre-Raphaelite brotherhood. Ech.
And to add to lotus pods, lotus root. Every time I walk into an Asian grocery that’s the one thing that makes me shudder.
Crochet/knitted yarn hats. Ech.
Food prepared by old people.
Being able to see someone’s scalp because of a tightly-pulled hairstyle, like corn-rows, tiny braids, or an extremely sharp part.
I find large spiders, roaches & millipedes creepy. Clowns don’t bother me much.
Welcome back! You had some of us worried with your last post when you left the board. It sounds like you are doing good. Cool.
Jim
Children being used to sell something. It just feels so…weird. Wrong. Not cute, one bit, and extremely off-putting, like having the owner of a restaurant come up and give you a really bad massage while you’re trying to eat.
Oh, I haven’t seen them in a while but the kids on Barney really creeped me out. They looked and sounded like cultists.
You laugh, but this exact scenario happened to me when I was younger. There I was, eating my restaurant food. We were the only ones in the restaurant, so I guess the owner felt the need to come behind me and start massaging my earlobes. 
That was incredibly weird. Needless to say, I never went back to that place.
I didn’t realize the video I linked to would cause such a stir.
I just remembered another one. People who click their teeth when they chew. I know they probably have to because of tooth problems so I feel kinda guilty about it as well. It’s barely audible but I have to excuse myself from the table when I hear it.