# What do you know about me? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 4, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970 "2003-05-04T03:21:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/1 "2003-05-04T03:21:22Z")
Just a MPTIWD (Mundane Pointless Thing I wanna do). I’ve been here for awhile, and i’m curious what you know, or think you do, about me. (I’m just really being an attention bitch right now). ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/2 "2003-05-04T03:24:26Z")
I’m not a bitch, I’m a whore! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/3 "2003-05-04T03:24:33Z")
Your name is Eric. You like television. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/4 "2003-05-04T03:25:14Z")
Your name is **erictelevision** , you registered 3 months after me, you have posted 416 posts. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/5 "2003-05-04T03:28:53Z")
Dude I’ve been here for 3 years and over 2,000 posts and no one really knows me. If you have to ask then the answer is probably no. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/6 "2003-05-04T03:30:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cisco \* > \*\*If you have to ask then the answer is probably no. \*\* Errr, ummm, in this case I guess that would be ‘nothing’. ---
**Author:** ![Marconi\_Schmeese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@Marconi\_Schmeese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_Schmeese)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/7 "2003-05-04T03:44:23Z")
I know you tried to kill yourself last week. I think it’s safe to assume you are depressed. I also know you are in a wheelchair. Lastly, I know that if you need anything, you can email me. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/8 "2003-05-04T03:46:10Z")
Your name is quite well known to me **Cisco** ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/9 "2003-05-04T04:24:33Z")
You have started this thread. That’s about the sum and whole of it. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/10 "2003-05-04T09:30:13Z")
I know that I don’t care. Wait, that’s not really anything about you. Well in that case, little/nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Lovey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Lovey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lovey)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/11 "2003-05-04T09:42:56Z")
The only thing that I know about you for sure is that You are a schizophrenic . ---
**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/12 "2003-05-04T10:11:51Z")
Nothing. ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/13 "2003-05-04T17:44:43Z")
You’re from Boston, and you like erotic literature, especially if it involves [Asian women](http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/memberpage.php?uid=106265). ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/14 "2003-05-04T17:59:46Z")
nice digging cainxinth! I stopped posting there, almost as soon as I started, because my dad didn’t like it, and I was too dumb to turn off the “E-mail me my responses” feature! ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/15 "2003-05-04T20:30:16Z")
I know that you love asian women. - You’ll never guess how I found out. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/16 "2003-05-04T20:32:30Z")
PA: same way cainxinth did! You guys did what became obvious when I thought about it for a sec: You “googled” my username! ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/17 "2003-05-04T20:32:30Z")
Ok, you asked for [it.](http://www.literotica.com/stories/members.php?page=300) ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/18 "2003-05-04T20:35:34Z")
Dammit **cainxinth** , I should’ve read your post first!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/19 "2003-05-04T22:18:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ParentalAdvisory \* > \*\*Ok, you asked for [it.](http://www.literotica.com/stories/members.php?page=300) \*\* Warning: Thar be numerous pornographic pop-ups ahead should you click that link. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-know-about-me/172970/20 "2003-05-04T23:02:17Z")
I didn’t get popups, but there are banners, so it’s definitely not work-safe.