# What do you like her to do to your balls?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 20, 2010, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732 "2010-10-20T02:26:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ladymarmalade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f05b48/32.png) [@Ladymarmalade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ladymarmalade)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/1 "2010-10-20T02:26:58Z")

</div>

Guys, what do you like her to do to your balls, specifically, during intercourse or when she gives you oral? How much difference does it make if she does anything with them or she doesn’t?

Thank you. 😉

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/2 "2010-10-20T02:51:53Z")

</div>

One cannot help but wonder why you ask. 🙂

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/3 "2010-10-20T03:09:18Z")

</div>

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
>
> One cannot help but wonder why you ask. 🙂

and what you’re doing Saturday night?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/4 "2010-10-20T03:11:11Z")

</div>

> [@Procrustus](#):
>
> and what you’re doing Saturday night?

You mean, of course, what SHE is doing Saturday night. :rolleyes:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/5 "2010-10-20T03:52:51Z")

</div>

> [@Ladymarmalade](#):
>
> Guys, what do you like her to do to your balls, specifically, during intercourse or when she gives you oral?

I believe the average guy is going to say…if you are sucking and or fucking me, I am a happy guy. Anything that does not do damage is probably fine.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/6 "2010-10-20T04:11:06Z")

</div>

In the immortal words of NWA, “don’t matter, just don’t bite it.”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/7 "2010-10-20T04:30:47Z")

</div>

[In the immortal words of Donald Duck…](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t75x7lxPaE) (NSFW audio)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/8 "2010-10-20T04:46:24Z")

</div>

Ball play really does nothing for me, they’re not very erogenous (at least not for me), but knock yourself out as long as you’re gentle.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![sitchensis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sitchensis/32/4892_2.png) [@sitchensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sitchensis)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/9 "2010-10-20T04:55:08Z")

</div>

Reverse cowgirl, nah, it ruins my concentration.

During a BJ, okay, as long as it doesn’t ruin her concentration.

A nice ball massage during post coital rubbing and snuggling, I love it

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/10 "2010-10-20T05:57:11Z")

</div>

I like getting them sucked as part of the complete service package. Maybe that’s just me.

Oh, and lightly squeezed manually is nice too.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/11 "2010-10-20T06:08:54Z")

</div>

> [@drachillix](#):
>
> I believe the average guy is going to say…if you are sucking and or fucking me, I am a happy guy. Anything that does not do damage is probably fine.

> [@Maeglin](#):
>
> In the immortal words of NWA, “don’t matter, just don’t bite it.”

> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
>
> Ball play really does nothing for me, they’re not very erogenous (at least not for me), but knock yourself out as long as you’re gentle.

These.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/12 "2010-10-20T06:41:08Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> What do you like her to do to your balls?

Leave them alone, thank you. (help empty them and you’ve done plenty enough)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/13 "2010-10-20T07:16:46Z")

</div>

Some balls are held for charity  
And some for fancy dress  
But when they’re held for pleasure  
They’re the balls that I like best  
My balls are always bouncing  
To the left and to the right  
It’s my belief that my big balls  
Should be held every night

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![palacheck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e57/32.png) [@palacheck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palacheck)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/14 "2010-10-20T07:26:48Z")

</div>

I’ve never really been a fan of having them sucked or even lightly pulled. What really does it for me is when the woman sort of nuzzles her nose into the spot between the base of the penis and the scrotum. That’s one of the most erogenous areas on my body.

I guess in general I prefer she _push_ with her mouth/tongue/nose rather than _pull_.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/15 "2010-10-20T13:18:59Z")

</div>

During a BJ, they should get as much attention as the cock, just more gently. No suction, but tongue slathering is much appreciated. My wife is particularly adept at this, and out of consideration I keep them shaved so she doesn’t get a mouthful of pubes.

During intercourse, it feels nice if they’re being held.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/16 "2010-10-20T13:21:51Z")

</div>

This post is just begging for a “Need answer fast!”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/17 "2010-10-20T13:41:53Z")

</div>

> [@Ladymarmalade](#):
>
> Thank you. 😉

No, no! Thank YOU…! 😉

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Khaki\_Campbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Khaki\_Campbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khaki_Campbell)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/18 "2010-10-20T13:43:05Z")

</div>

That she doesn’t break them.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/19 "2010-10-20T13:52:27Z")

</div>

> [@the lone cashew](#):
>
> Leave them alone, thank you. (help empty them and you’ve done plenty enough)

My sentiments as well. On my body at least, they aren’t even remotely an erogenous zone.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/20 "2010-10-20T14:04:36Z")

</div>

> [@corkboard](#):
>
> During a BJ, they should get as much attention as the cock, just more gently. No suction, but tongue slathering is much appreciated. My wife is particularly adept at this, and out of consideration I keep them shaved so she doesn’t get a mouthful of pubes.
> 
> During intercourse, it feels nice if they’re being held.

I’m the same way. I don’t like the sensation of them being sucked too hard. Feels like you’re gonna lose 'em!

A little licking attention is nice, especially if the wife is feeling frisky (and I’m freshly showered) and she goes all out and gets jiggy with the taint.

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732.md?page=2)
