# What do you like her to do to your balls? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 20, 2010, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732 "2010-10-20T02:26:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/21 "2010-10-20T14:35:27Z")
when my balls are in her mouth i like her to hum the Star Spangled Banner, does wonders for the flag pole. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/22 "2010-10-20T15:33:02Z")
I do not remember ever saying “Don’t do that” at the times described in this thread. Fortunately I’ve never dated a sadist or a cannibal. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/23 "2010-10-20T15:50:21Z")
Actually, between me and my partner we have four balls. I love it when, while giving me oral, he just sort of cradles them and gently rolls them between his fingers. But most of all, if we’re positioned the right way, I love playing with his balls; they are bigger and hang down much lower than mine. And when we’re in the dungeon, ball play takes on a whole new meaning. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/24 "2010-10-21T00:59:41Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Actually, between me and my partner we have four balls. Between my SO and me, we have only one ball. Go figure. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/25 "2010-10-21T01:19:10Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Between my SO and me, we have only one ball. Go figure. Which reminds me of a joke whose punchline is, “Well, you better have five of them yourself!” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/26 "2010-10-21T01:23:51Z")
I fondly recall the Playboy Advisor defining the purpose of testicles as “Nature’s way of saying: put your other hand here.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/27 "2010-10-21T02:31:30Z")
Just be careful with the fingernails. Scratching and/or poking triggers my startle reflex. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/28 "2010-10-21T02:38:08Z")
Don’t do nuthin’. ---
**Author:** ![sangfroid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@sangfroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sangfroid)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/29 "2010-10-21T03:19:56Z")
Sandpaper. In the 60-100 range. At just the right moment. There really _is_ a fine line between pleasure and pain… ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/30 "2010-10-21T04:10:17Z")
You know, I was 95% sure this was going to be one of those teasing thread titles where the OP was all “I’m a soccer fan, but she digs raquetball!” ---
**Author:** ![Ladymarmalade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f05b48/32.png) [@Ladymarmalade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ladymarmalade)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/31 "2010-10-21T04:16:38Z")
I see a lot of articles lately about his balls, his balls, his balls. But my husband has never seemed to care about it that much. Do you think that’s pretty much the norm? ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/32 "2010-10-21T16:27:52Z")
> [@Ladymarmalade](#): > > I see a lot of articles lately about his balls, his balls, his balls. But my husband has never seemed to care about it that much. Do you think that’s pretty much the norm? I suggest you conduct some empirical research and report back with your findings. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/33 "2010-10-21T16:43:48Z")
Well, since I signed them over to her on the marraige contract, she gets to do with them as she pleases. She has yet to make a bad choice. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/34 "2010-10-22T15:37:28Z")
I don’t particularly enjoy BJs, but during a tug job, I like a little ball rubbing, with lube. Joe ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/35 "2010-10-22T15:39:56Z")
> [@Ladymarmalade](#): > > I see a lot of articles lately about his balls, his balls, his balls. But my husband has never seemed to care about it that much. Do you think that’s pretty much the norm? Every guy is different. Norm is what works for him and you. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/36 "2010-10-22T20:05:54Z")
Norm is the pool guy? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/37 "2010-10-22T20:33:50Z")
> [@Ladymarmalade](#): > > I see a lot of articles lately about his balls, his balls, his balls. But my husband has never seemed to care about it that much. Do you think that’s pretty much the norm? I think that for most guys the balls are very slightly erogenous or not at all. They just ain’t that responsive or sensitive. That said, the majority of guys are probably quite fine with you paying them some attention. The quality and quantity of that attention varies from guy to guy, but I’m pretty sure it’s the vast minority who are absolutely opposed to it. For me, I’m largely indifferent to the sensations. I appreciate the attention paid to the boys more for the enthusiasm and indulgence that it signifies from the lucky lady. More simply put, it shows that she’s eager and having fun and trying to please. It might not make my balls feel dramatically better, but it helps my brain get a little more excited and lets me know that she’s a gamer. What really feels good is some attention paid to the undercarriage. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/38 "2010-10-22T20:38:54Z")
Applaud politely. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/39 "2010-10-22T21:25:54Z")
Make them lighter. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/40 "2010-10-22T21:47:09Z")
I must be the oddball. I like to be subject to her control. Now and then. Whenever she squeezes to the point of crushing, painful though it may be, I’m happy to respond with more vigorous attention to my own stimulating technique. The response will result in her alleviating the intensity of her grip. I prefer that to oral instruction. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732.md?page=3)