# What do you like her to do to your balls?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 20, 2010, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732 "2010-10-20T02:26:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/41 "2010-10-23T00:32:35Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> Make them lighter.

(Applauds politely)

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**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/42 "2010-10-23T19:23:04Z")

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This doesn’t answer any questions, but I think this thread is a good excuse to post a link to a song by a couple of ladies who are wondering the same thing. NSFW lyrics: [I Don’t Understand Job](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stEXPIh9Qi0)

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/43 "2010-10-25T14:14:19Z")

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Ok, serious answer. Light stroking during is greatly appreciated. Light stroking of legs & back after is also greatly appreciated. However, care should be taken as this can lead to more ‘during’ and a vicious cycle could cause you to lose your entire morning and possibly most of your afternoon.

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**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-like-her-to-do-to-your-balls/557732/44 "2010-10-25T14:50:17Z")

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Licking them and beside them, inserting in mouth. No squeezing, biting or twisting. Shaving them is a nice thing to do if you like your balls to get attention.

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