# What do you say to someone as they go off to play golf?

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 2, 2012, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-say-to-someone-as-they-go-off-to-play-golf/633441 "2012-09-02T13:20:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-say-to-someone-as-they-go-off-to-play-golf/633441/21 "2012-09-03T19:22:15Z")

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“Hit 'em straight!”

Or as others have said, “Have a good round.”

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2012, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-say-to-someone-as-they-go-off-to-play-golf/633441/22 "2012-09-03T21:39:23Z")

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What’s wrong with just “Good luck”?

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2012, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-say-to-someone-as-they-go-off-to-play-golf/633441/23 "2012-09-03T22:26:24Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> What’s wrong with just “Good luck”?

Nothing. OP was looking for something more sport specific, that’s all.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2012, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-say-to-someone-as-they-go-off-to-play-golf/633441/24 "2012-09-03T22:42:55Z")

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Almost any quote from _Caddyshack_ will get you on their good side.

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**Author:** ![Quercus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ab992/32.png) [@Quercus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-say-to-someone-as-they-go-off-to-play-golf/633441/25 "2012-09-04T15:12:22Z")

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I usually use “Bye! Have fun storming the castle!” as my all-purpose wishing someone off remark, but the intersection between golfers and _Princess Bride_ fans is probably not all that big.

I’m actually more interested in what you’d say to someone heading off to read _Walden_… somehow ‘storming the castle’ doesn’t fit, here.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-say-to-someone-as-they-go-off-to-play-golf/633441/26 "2012-09-04T17:24:10Z")

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I’d probably just say “Have fun!”

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-say-to-someone-as-they-go-off-to-play-golf/633441/27 "2012-09-04T17:39:08Z")

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As others have said, “round,” not “game.”

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-say-to-someone-as-they-go-off-to-play-golf/633441/28 "2012-09-04T17:41:34Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Almost any quote from _Caddyshack_ will get you on their good side.

Nooooonan.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-say-to-someone-as-they-go-off-to-play-golf/633441/29 "2012-09-04T17:46:29Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Almost any quote from _Caddyshack_ will get you on their good side.

“Cinderella boy!”

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-say-to-someone-as-they-go-off-to-play-golf/633441/30 "2012-09-04T17:59:01Z")

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"Oh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman. Yeah, you’re lean, mean, and I bet you’re not too far in between are ya. How’d you like to wrap your spikes around my… "

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-say-to-someone-as-they-go-off-to-play-golf/633441/31 "2012-09-04T18:03:13Z")

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Strangers in the night… exchanging clothing…

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-say-to-someone-as-they-go-off-to-play-golf/633441/32 "2012-09-05T01:17:23Z")

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“Hit them Long and Straight”

“Play Well”

From _Caddyshack_

“Your honor, your honor”  
“FORE!..I should have yelled TWO”

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