# What do you shower with, if not soap?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 13, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821 "2013-11-13T15:23:22Z")\
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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/21 "2013-11-13T16:58:30Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> You should be showering with her.

Any other answer is meaningless. 🙂

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**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/22 "2013-11-13T17:40:02Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> What if the remaining .56 % is pigshit, though?😛
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> I use Irish Spring bar soap. And I sing Danny Boy in the shower while lathering.

Ah, but do you shave off a slice from the bar with your pen-knife before lathering up? 😃

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/23 "2013-11-13T19:03:57Z")

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Nivea body wash - ph balance is key. [Three ways soap damages your skin](http://renegadehealth.com/blog/2011/03/01/are-you-still-using-soap-in-the-shower).

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/24 "2013-11-13T19:08:12Z")

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I use French milled lilac soap at the sink and in the shower. It gets me really clean, doesn’t dry my skin and the bars last _forever_ - even though I shower daily, sometimes twice daily, I’ve had the same bar of milled soap in my shower since July. The sink bar will last a year or more.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/25 "2013-11-13T19:36:18Z")

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Let’s see… in terms of basic shower products I’m probably more dinosaurian than anyone else here.

I use either Irish Spring or Dial soap, and either Prell or Head & Shoulders shampoo.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/26 "2013-11-13T20:36:30Z")

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Mostly I make my own olive oil/coconut oil/crisco soap in bar form, but when I run out it’s usually Trader Joe’s bar soap. Husband uses the same. We’ve always used the same shower products and neither of us likes body wash, if only because it makes the shower a little more slippery and dangerous.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/27 "2013-11-13T20:44:43Z")

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On the advice of a dermatologist, who said “Oh, I’ve seen drier skin than yours” in a tone that left the unspoken “but not very often” hanging in the air :D, I’ve switched to shower oil. I didn’t even know it existed six weeks ago, but it does seem to be helping.

Before that, I used shower gel, just because it felt nicer and more convenient than a bar of soap.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/28 "2013-11-13T20:46:37Z")

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Ivory for me, or sometimes the no-name equivalent.  
(And when the bar gets small, I Vulcan mind-meld it onto the new bar. We all do this, right?)

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/29 "2013-11-13T20:59:08Z")

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I don’t use soap. I cover my body in olive oil and then scrape it off along with the layer of dirt

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/30 "2013-11-13T21:01:10Z")

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Bar soap tends to melt in my bathroom. I don’t have a soap tray that’s out of the way, I dunno. I don’t like bar soap anyway. I use body wash. I like bath and body works vanilla, or the pink herbal essences.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/31 "2013-11-13T21:41:16Z")

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> [@Blackberry](#):
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> I use body wash. I can’t understand using bar soap for hand washing either. Liquid is so much easier to work with.

I honestly don’t understand how the liquid stuff works.

I know how to wash with a bar of soap: Hold soap in hand, turn it over a few times to work up some lather, and then rub it over the parts of your body you want to wash. I wouldn’t know what to do with a bottle of liquidy stuff.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/32 "2013-11-13T22:18:58Z")

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You have to have a rag, sponge or one of those poofy things, I believe.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/33 "2013-11-13T22:22:03Z")

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Draw a line of liquid across the wall of your shower and let it drip down to the floor. Then roll yourself around on it to work up a good lather and then rinse off in the shower spray. Saves on cleaning the shower, as well.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/34 "2013-11-13T22:24:02Z")

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A nice loofa is great because it exfoliates at the same time. I use one whether I happen to be using bar soap or body wash.

I generally don’t use body wash because I can almost never find the Old Spice original scent stuff - only scents like MOUNTAIN FRESH ARCTIC BLAST and other things that sound like Gatorade flavors.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/35 "2013-11-13T22:37:47Z")

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> [@LawMonkey](#):
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> Ah, but do you shave off a slice from the bar with your pen-knife before lathering up? 😃

That’s f—ing hilarious!!  
You too kayak!

I read this same question on another message board, and it turned real nasty after 2 pages.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/36 "2013-11-13T22:40:41Z")

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Soup.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/37 "2013-11-13T22:52:27Z")

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> [@bump](#):
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> You have to have a rag, sponge or one of those poofy things, I believe.

Do you need Nancy Boy to go with the poofy thing?

Me I use bar soap, but as a bachelor I get to choose.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/38 "2013-11-13T23:00:55Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> I honestly don’t understand how the liquid stuff works.
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> I know how to wash with a bar of soap: Hold soap in hand, turn it over a few times to work up some lather, and then rub it over the parts of your body you want to wash. I wouldn’t know what to do with a bottle of liquidy stuff.

😕

Ya put some of the liquid soap in your hand, “and then rub it over the parts of your body you want to wash.” Just like with a bar.

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2013, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/39 "2013-11-14T16:23:59Z")

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A close personal acquaintance.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-shower-with-if-not-soap/673821/40 "2013-11-14T16:36:14Z")

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“I was myself with a rag on a stick!”

Ok, really I use a shampoo/body wash bar from Lush (New scent if you are interested). Rub it on my head twice, lather and spread the lather over the bod. As a bonus, because it is a bar form, I can take it on an airplane and never have to worry about it leaking.

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