# What do you think about this saying? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 13, 2024, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-about-this-saying/1010191 "2024-11-13T09:41:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-about-this-saying/1010191/41 "2024-11-15T15:05:20Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > > [@DavidNRockies](#): > > > > You’ve got to start early if you want to be drunk all day. > > I know that as, “You can’t drink all day unless you start in the morning.” Yeah. Sorry. I think that’s it, but I was half in the bag when I made my post 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-about-this-saying/1010191/42 "2024-11-15T15:45:26Z")
> [@Ponderoid](#): > > Did the second pic not load for you, with “resting” climbers in full view? D’oh!!1! I did not zoom in far enough to recognize them as people. I thought they were just random rocks poking up through the snow. I was also sitting in the pre-dawn darkness with the screen brightness turned down to match. Having that many of them right there in the near foreground is perfect. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-about-this-saying/1010191/43 "2024-11-17T08:05:40Z")
> [@Dereknocue67](#): > > When people require inspiration, I place my hand on their shoulder and comfort them with: I’ve lived a long time. And one thing I’ve learned is farts will always be funny. My dad laid that one on one of my sons. ---
**Author:** ![Stanislaus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stanislaus/32/3391_2.png) [@Stanislaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stanislaus)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-about-this-saying/1010191/44 "2024-11-17T11:03:22Z")
> [@Irishman](#): > > > True friends leave footprints on your heart. Thinking about it, this sounds a lot like someone half remembered Yeats: > Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths, > Enwrought with golden and silver light, > The blue and the dim and the dark cloths > Of night and light and the half-light, > I would spread the cloths under your feet: > But I, being poor, have only my dreams; > I have spread my dreams under your feet; > Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2024, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-about-this-saying/1010191/45 "2024-11-19T22:14:40Z")
It’s always darkest just before the piano lands on you. --Oliver Faltz ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-about-this-saying/1010191/46 "2024-11-20T00:37:12Z")
“An optimist believes this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist believes this is true.” ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-about-this-saying/1010191/47 "2024-11-20T00:45:26Z")
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. - Groucho Marx - Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. - Know what to kiss… and when! - Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do. - Take heart amid the deepening gloom, that your dog is finally getting enough cheese. From “Deteriorata,” by the National Lampoon [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9Axyqk5ERKQ/hqdefault.jpg "1972 National Lampoon - Deteriorata (Norman Rose, narrator / Melissa Manchester, vocal)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Axyqk5ERKQ) ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-about-this-saying/1010191/48 "2024-11-20T20:24:57Z")
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-about-this-saying/1010191.md?page=2)