# What do you think I look like in your mind?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 4, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776 "2003-02-04T20:29:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/41 "2003-02-05T16:39:45Z")

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You look like nearly every one else on this board silly.

You are an approx. 14 point san-serifed font on a light or dark grey background.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/42 "2003-02-05T16:41:48Z")

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[Hydrogen](http://education.jlab.org/glossary/abund_uni.html)

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/43 "2003-02-05T16:51:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NurseCarmen \*  
> \*\*You look like nearly every one else on this board silly.
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> You are an approx. 14 point san-serifed font on a light or dark grey background. \*\*

\*\*That’s not necessarily true!! \*\*

😃

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**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/44 "2003-02-05T17:10:05Z")

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Seriously, if you can’t link to your picture, then what’s the point of a thread like this? You could tell us you’re all sorts of things and we really have no way of knowing, so unless you want to show us, then shuddup.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/45 "2003-02-05T17:15:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Indygrrl \*  
> \*\*Seriously, if you can’t link to your picture, then what’s the point of a thread like this? You could tell us you’re all sorts of things and we really have no way of knowing, so unless you want to show us, then shuddup. \*\*

Such as, I look like a much hotter Brad Pitt. Women swoon in my presence. In fact, when I am in close proximity to a woman she becomes aroused (even if I’m not in sight). I’m so hot I make ice explode.  
My “equipment” is the perfect size and shape for _any_ woman.

I can crack walnuts with my ass-I can take a point blank shot from a .44 right to my chiseled abs and walk away without a scratch.

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**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/46 "2003-02-05T17:50:26Z")

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I’ve gotten another vibe. You are a sad wet kitten. You are wet because a skunk just sprayed you. You know you smell bad, but you still rub up against any and all humans who will give you a nice petting. Some people love kittens, even when they smell skunk-ish. Some people don’t.

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**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/47 "2003-02-05T18:13:54Z")

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Harold Lauder

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/48 "2003-02-05T18:25:09Z")

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**beckwall** you might want to put that in this [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=160943) too 😉

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/49 "2003-02-05T18:25:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by welby \*  
> \*\*Frankly, I don’t imagine you. I’ve never visualized you. I just don’t care enough about you, your thoughts, your threads, or anything else having to do with you.
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> Sorry. \*\*

Well then, why think that message which took so much valuable brain space, to post this comment about **me** in which you _never_ think about?

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/50 "2003-02-05T18:27:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Indygrrl \*  
> \*\*Seriously, if you can’t link to your picture, then what’s the point of a thread like this? You could tell us you’re all sorts of things and we really have no way of knowing, so unless you want to show us, then shuddup. \*\*

Have you _looked at the entire thread properly?_

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/51 "2003-02-05T18:34:17Z")

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That geeky kid from the movie “Road Trip.” I don’t know his name, but that’s you all over. I think.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/52 "2003-02-05T18:36:21Z")

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Kyle. That’s his name. Kyle.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/53 "2003-02-05T18:41:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ryan\_Liam \*  
> \*\*Quite right, but Giraffe please don’t embarass yourself by saying i’m 14 and i’m from machester.:rolleyes: \*\*

I can’t believe I posted that. I honestly don’t know what I was thinking. :o

I mean, really, what are the odds that you’ve gotten pubes yet? I want to change my answer to insecure 13-year old. With no pubes.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/54 "2003-02-05T18:48:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ryan\_Liam \*  
> \*\*Well then, why think that message which took so much valuable brain space, to post this comment about **me** in which you _never_ think about? \*\*

**Ryan\_Liam** -As you no doubt have probably picked up on, when you open yourself up with this sort of question, you might not like what you hear.

Even though it’s about you, try not to take it _too_ personally.😉

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/55 "2003-02-05T18:50:28Z")

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I’m not really bothered to an extent, but sometimes people say things just to be assholes. And no Giraffe, i’m 17.

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/56 "2003-02-05T18:56:37Z")

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Magical Silver Key, Jr.

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**Author:** ![Marconi\_Schmeese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@Marconi\_Schmeese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_Schmeese)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/57 "2003-02-05T19:07:40Z")

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> Kyle. That’s his name. Kyle.

Thank you **Kalhoun** , that’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Seriously laughed out loud.

For those of you who don’t know who “Kyle” is, look [here](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0215129&photo=9&path=pgallery&path_key=Qualls,+DJ)!

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/58 "2003-02-05T19:28:33Z")

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I’ve changed my mind. I now think Ryan looks like [this.](http://www.ramseyltd.com/rascals/whoswho/alfalfa.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/59 "2003-02-05T20:10:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Max Carnage \*  
> \*\*I don’t know, what does a self-absorbed, attention-needing, insecure, vanity-posting yutz looks like?
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> I’d say you look something like that. \*\*

oh!

so he looks like [this](http://members.aol.com/jonahjamsn/images/me06_use1.jpg) ?  
Hee hee hee (snort!)

😉

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**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/60 "2003-02-05T20:15:31Z")

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Whoop, sorry Ryan, but don’t get all elated. You got a standard response that I keep in reserve for people I don’t care about.

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