# What do you think I look like in your mind? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 4, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776 "2003-02-04T20:29:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/61 "2003-02-05T20:32:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bad News Baboon \* > \*\*oh! > > so he looks like [this](http://members.aol.com/jonahjamsn/images/me06_use1.jpg) ? > Hee hee hee (snort!) > > 😉 \*\* Why I ought moidalize ya! ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/62 "2003-02-05T20:49:16Z")
heh, I could not resist! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![silkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@silkstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silkstar)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/63 "2003-02-05T23:06:13Z")
You are who you think you are. You are who others see you as. And then there’s the authentic you. That pretty much applies to most of us. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/64 "2003-02-06T03:45:36Z")
I think you are tall, lanky, and that your look does not make you stand out in crowds. In private you wear a mask made out of human skin and are naked except fort a large white apron spattered with the gore of your many victims. ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/65 "2003-02-06T04:11:37Z")
I cannot possibly say how much I agree with **porcupine** on this issue. ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/66 "2003-02-06T04:59:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > \*\*Magical Silver Key, Jr. \*\* :eek: You’re right! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/67 "2003-02-06T05:22:06Z")
I dunno. What do _you_ think I think you look like in my mind? ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/68 "2003-02-06T08:45:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*I dunno. What do _you_ think I think you look like in my mind? \*\* Well, I see you as Pam Grier, but more dangerous. I think you think he looks like Carrot Top, but less sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/69 "2003-02-06T12:38:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mockingbird \* > **Well, I see you as Pam Grier, but more dangerous.** I agree with you. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mockingbird \* > \*\*I think you think he looks like Carrot Top, but less sexy. \*\* Barf. Is Carrot Top deformed or something? I can’t understand how he could actually look like that, without extensive makeup. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/70 "2003-02-06T13:57:44Z")
Hey thanks folks, but we must parse the question. **Liam** asked “What do you think I look like in your mind” which, when you get down to it, is a pretty existential. It’s not “what do I look like in your mind” but "what do you _think_ I look like in your mind. So I started pondering --is this what **Liam** looks like in my mind or do I only think he looks like this in my mind? Never one for existentialism, I abandoned that train of though and decided to cheat for the answer. So **Liam** , what do you think I think you look like in my mind? ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/71 "2003-02-06T14:15:16Z")
A ‘Big-Girl’ ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/72 "2003-02-06T14:17:02Z")
You think I think you look like a big girl in my mind? Whoa. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/73 "2003-02-06T14:18:33Z")
Marconi & Schmeeze, no charge for the giggle. Our OP just reminds me of one of those little dorks that just keeps trying and trying, never losing sight of his unattainable goal. Ya gotta love him! He’s so…so…“Kyle”-like! ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/74 "2003-02-06T14:22:19Z")
Birgirl why have come into this thread spoiling for a fight? there is a thread devoted to Ryan-liam smells bad in the pit, so put it there. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/75 "2003-02-06T14:33:01Z")
Spoiling for a fight? How’m I spoiling for a fight? I praise your question for it’s complexity and I’m spoiling for a fight? P.S. “Ryan-Liam smells bad in the pit” is much better than “Ryan-Liam smells bad about the head and neck”. ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/76 "2003-02-06T14:40:31Z")
just leave it, ok? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/77 "2003-02-06T14:44:44Z")
A google image search indicates that you look like [this](http://images.google.com/images?num=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=ryan_liam&sa=N&tab=wi). ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/78 "2003-02-06T14:46:41Z")
BTW, **r\_l** , don’t get tetchy - **Biggirl** is merely poking gentle fun out of how you phrased your question. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/79 "2003-02-06T14:58:53Z")
I LOVE those two doggies! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776/80 "2003-02-06T15:10:47Z")
It appears that I have somehow hurt Mr. Liam’s feelings with my posts in this thread. How _my_ posts elicited that response (as opposed to the links to [uglypeople.com](http://uglypeople.com) and tinkerbell) I have no idea. But let me make amends. I have thought about what I think you look like in my mind and I think you may look like a golden, glistening god with eyes that change color with your emotions. When you started this thread they were the pale blue of hope and expectation which turned quickly to dark brown pools of sadness mixed in with the fiery red of anger. Now they are as colorless as the tears I have made you shed. You also have on sandals with white socks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-i-look-like-in-your-mind/152776.md?page=5)