# What do you think of this ring? Does it send the right message?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [July 22, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625 "2010-07-22T18:04:07Z")
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### Author: ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2010, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/41 "2010-07-23T15:07:11Z")

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For some reason, I’m reminded of the heart-ripping sacrifice in the Temple of Doom.

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### Author: ![luv2draw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@luv2draw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luv2draw)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/42 "2010-07-23T15:50:49Z")

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I think a 14-year-old would love it. A grown woman, not so much… Sorry. I’m a female and that’s what I think. I would try to lose it rather than wear it.

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### Author: ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/43 "2010-07-23T20:52:35Z")

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So help me, but I actually saw ads for this thing on two different websites this morning. Apparently someone out there is taking it seriously.

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### Author: ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/44 "2010-07-23T21:23:42Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Apparently I’m the only person left in the world who has not seen that image. I refuse to click on links just to satisfy my curiosity.
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> This ring gives me a better reason not to–I think it’s adorable, and I don’t want to have to think of something horrible every time I see it.

There are at least two of us. I didn’t even know what image I hadn’t seen until this thread happened. Now I live in fear.

Even before I figured out how the OP might be a whoosh I wasn’t a fan of the ring. I was all set to articulate what message I thought it sent…

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### Author: ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/45 "2010-07-23T21:48:41Z")

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So, wait…I’m confused – is this an _actual item_ that you can buy? I figured this was a joke someone put up, but is this a real ring that people are looking at thinking “Oh, how beautiful, I can’t wait to wear this”?

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### Author: ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2010, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/46 "2010-07-23T21:51:07Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> And people wonder why we got divorced …

I thought it was because you told me “I need a man who can ballroom dance, and all you bring to the table is a frat boy frug!”. Oh well.. live and learn.

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### Author: ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2010, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/47 "2010-07-23T22:14:18Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> So, wait…I’m confused – is this an _actual item_ that you can buy? I figured this was a joke someone put up, but is this a real ring that people are looking at thinking “Oh, how beautiful, I can’t wait to wear this”?

Judging from what I’ve seen of other people’s taste, I’d say yes, yes it is.

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### Author: ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2010, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/48 "2010-07-24T02:36:40Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> I thought it was because you told me “I need a man who can ballroom dance, and all you bring to the table is a frat boy frug!”. Oh well.. live and learn.

Well, that too. And then there was the whole watermelon incident …

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### Author: ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2010, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/49 "2010-07-24T03:03:55Z")

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It seems to be a [“Fenian” claddagh](http://www.irishcladdaghrings.com/information/fenian_claddagh_rings.htm), which was designed around the time of the founding of the Irish Republic.

(However, the original crown wasn’t to represent Britain, but the early Irish kings, at least according to [wiki](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claddagh_Ring).)  
Quite honestly? I think it’s ugly. (This ring, not claddaghs in general)

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### Author: ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2010, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/50 "2010-07-24T04:05:57Z")

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Now, if only the hands were at 10 & 2…

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### Author: ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2010, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/51 "2010-07-24T04:40:48Z")

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Have it inscribed [thus](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/One_Ring_inscription.svg/1000px-One_Ring_inscription.svg.png).

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### Author: ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2010, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/52 "2010-07-24T05:24:57Z")

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:eek: Maybe it is because I clicked the link in the OP here, but an ad for this goatsee ring has just shown up for me in my thread in GQ!

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### Author: ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2010, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/53 "2010-07-24T05:32:34Z")

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I find it a bit ugly. But my opinion is not the relevant one.

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### Author: ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2010, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/54 "2010-07-24T05:43:56Z")

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When I saw it, the clenched fists retromanminded me of [Johnny Socko](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Robo_%28tokusatsu%29) and [Ultraman](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraman). I kind of like it, it’s a bold design and I like the Gold and Silver Contrast. I don’t like the diamond bejeweled heart however… Might be better with a gray tarnish, pewter, or hematite flat or dull cast to the heart… inlaid with ruby and emerald chips.

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### Author: ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2010, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/55 "2010-07-24T06:36:03Z")

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No, it’s not the Fenian claddah either; that still has the hands cradling the heart, not strangling it.

And **njitt** , I presume that’s “Ash nazh gimbatul”?

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### Author: ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/56 "2010-07-24T08:25:42Z")

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I assume the “woman” in question is 8 or 9?

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### Author: ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2010, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/57 "2010-07-24T08:29:09Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> And **njitt** , I presume that’s “Ash nazh gimbatul”?

Well, I don’t actually want to be pronouncing the Black Speech…

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### Author: ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2010, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/58 "2010-07-24T08:34:13Z")

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The fists also Remind me of [Air Force SAC](http://www.strategic-air-command.com/patches/Intro.htm). I

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### Author: ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2010, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/59 "2010-07-24T19:25:57Z")

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… and the “Iron Fist” insignias of the British [20th Armoured Brigade](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/20th_Armoured_Brigade_%28United_Kingdom%29) or the American [46th Army Infantry](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/46th_Infantry_Division_%28United_States%29).

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### Author: ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-of-this-ring-does-it-send-the-right-message/547625/60 "2010-07-26T04:56:11Z")

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> [@Cub\_Mistress](#):
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> > [@gallows\_fodder](#):
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> > (Okay, I’m finally going to ask: how do you pronounce “goatse”?)
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> I say goat-see. YMMV.

Great. Now I’ve got “_Marsy doats and Goatse doats and little lamzy divy…_” stuck in my head.

But at least I don’t have THAT ring stuck on my finger.

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