# What do you think Ryan\_Liam smells like?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 5, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974 "2003-02-05T16:52:01Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/1 "2003-02-05T16:52:01Z")

</div>

Just to add to the **Ryan\_Liam** appreciation society.  
What do you think he smells like ?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/2 "2003-02-05T16:58:29Z")

</div>

[Ryan-Liam attention seeker](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=160737).

btw. I think he smells of excessive amounts of Lynx deodorant.

Cheers, Bippy

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/3 "2003-02-05T17:04:28Z")

</div>

I think he smells like that Axe body spray, and he hangs around elevators all day long waiting for some action, that is when he’s not on the SDMB seeking attention.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/4 "2003-02-05T17:07:58Z")

</div>

I would guess “wet dog”.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/5 "2003-02-05T17:09:40Z")

</div>

Elderberries.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/6 "2003-02-05T17:17:42Z")

</div>

Oxy

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Fox\_in\_the\_Snow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@Fox\_in\_the\_Snow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fox_in_the_Snow)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/7 "2003-02-05T17:18:13Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> I would guess “wet dog”.

I was thinking something along those lines. Though perhaps more of a puppy that keeps getting into crazy scrapes. Possibly not fully house trained either.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/8 "2003-02-05T17:24:38Z")

</div>

Hot dog water? hehehe Then again I think everyone smells like hotdog water.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/9 "2003-02-05T17:24:46Z")

</div>

Semen stained underwear and failure potpourri

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![B.Pants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@B.Pants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Pants)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/10 "2003-02-05T17:28:07Z")

</div>

I was thinking motor oil and feline placenta, but I could be wrong. I’m sure as soon as he does his hourly vanity search, he’ll be along to tell us the truth.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/11 "2003-02-05T17:30:57Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by carrot \*  
> \*\*Elderberries. \*\*

Let’s not involve his mother, that’s dirty pool.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Marconi\_Schmeese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@Marconi\_Schmeese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_Schmeese)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/12 "2003-02-05T17:31:13Z")

</div>

B.O. from nervousness, covered up by a cheap cologne. Way too much cologne.

::d&r::

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/13 "2003-02-05T17:31:45Z")

</div>

All I know is he probably doesn’t smell like otter.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/14 "2003-02-05T17:45:15Z")

</div>

or pie.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/15 "2003-02-05T17:47:00Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by eunoia \*  
> \*\*Let’s not involve his mother, that’s dirty pool. \*\*

No, he inherited that smell from his father.

His mother probably smells of cedar chips.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Futile\_Gesture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@Futile\_Gesture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Futile_Gesture)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/16 "2003-02-05T17:51:38Z")

</div>

There’s way too much talk about **Ryan\_Liam** on this board. Let’s talk about something else. Let’s talk about **you**.

What do **you** think about **Ryan\_Liam**?

Once we’re done there we could move onto relationships. What do **you** think about **Ryan\_Liam** ’s chances? Or careers. What job do **you** think **Ryan\_Liam** should do?

And once we’ve finished talking about **you** , maybe we could see what **someone else** thinks … about **Ryan\_Liam**.

See, as **Ryan\_Liam** has demonstrated himself, there’s plenty of other things and people we could be talking about other than **Ryan\_Liam**. I don’t understand why people keep getting on his case about it.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/17 "2003-02-05T17:59:59Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by B.Pants \*  
> \*\*I was thinking motor oil and feline placenta, but I could be wrong. I’m sure as soon as he does his hourly vanity search, he’ll be along to tell us the truth. \*\*

Um…disgusting curiousity has defeated sensibility in the evergoing on battle in my mind; _what does feline placenta smell like?_

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/18 "2003-02-05T18:07:00Z")

</div>

I think you’re on to something, **Futile Gesture**. I think we ought to expand our horizons a bit. I mean, there’s so much going on in the world today.

Maybe we could get someone to find out what Saddam Hussein or Kim Jong Il thinks about **Ryan\_Liam**. And what he smells like.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/19 "2003-02-05T18:10:36Z")

</div>

He smells like teen spirit.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![B.Pants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@B.Pants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Pants)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/20 "2003-02-05T18:14:22Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> what does feline placenta smell like?

**Meatros** , I’d have to say it smells a lot like **Ryan\_Liam**!

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974.md?page=2)
