# What do you think Ryan\_Liam smells like?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 5, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974 "2003-02-05T16:52:01Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/41 "2003-02-05T20:40:23Z")

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Jurgins Hand Lotion.

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### Author: ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/42 "2003-02-05T20:42:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by carrot \*  
> \*\*No, he inherited that smell from his father.
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> His mother probably smells of cedar chips. \*\*

That actually took me awhile. You are, of course, correct. I bow in your general direction.

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### Author: ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/43 "2003-02-05T20:47:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by eunoia \*  
> \*\*That actually took me awhile. You are, of course, correct. I bow in your general direction. \*\*

Shouldn’t you fart in his general direction? 😉

As for the OP, BBO, perhaps?

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### Author: ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/44 "2003-02-05T20:50:25Z")

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Cabbage.

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### Author: ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/45 "2003-02-05T20:51:31Z")

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Burning plastic.

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### Author: ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/46 "2003-02-05T21:24:27Z")

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Kind of rectangular, with handles on the sides.

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### Author: ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/47 "2003-02-05T21:33:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Banger \*  
> \*\*Kind of rectangular, with handles on the sides. \*\*

So, he smells just like he looks, then?

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### Author: ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/48 "2003-02-05T22:21:34Z")

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I suspect he smells like low tide at the Tamar Estuary.

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### Author: ![stockton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@stockton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockton)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/49 "2003-02-05T23:10:27Z")

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Coming soon:

What does **Ryan\_Liam** TASTE like?

…ooooh, the horror…

(my money’s on: chicken)

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### Author: ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/50 "2003-02-05T23:45:22Z")

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**Ryan\_Liam** , the other white meat.

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### Author: ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/51 "2003-02-05T23:47:46Z")

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I think he would taste like blancmange mixed with caviar.

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### Author: ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/52 "2003-02-05T23:51:42Z")

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Or a subtle blend of stilton and banana.

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### Author: ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/53 "2003-02-06T00:03:11Z")

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I wonder whether I have some Fava beans and chianti close at hand.

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### Author: ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/54 "2003-02-06T00:40:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Meatros \*  
> \*\*Um…disgusting curiousity has defeated sensibility in the evergoing on battle in my mind; _what does feline placenta smell like?_ \*\*

We helped out cat give birth once and all the smell was kinda gross, sweet yet musky. I can’t give you a really precise explaination because I was too busy hurling to really take much note of it (I’m NOT a good kitty midwife).

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### Author: ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/55 "2003-02-06T00:45:41Z")

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He smells like napalm in the morning.

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### Author: ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/56 "2003-02-06T01:48:32Z")

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Smegma.

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### Author: ![Number](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/number/32/242_2.png) [@Number](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Number)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/57 "2003-02-06T02:33:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Max Carnage \*  
> \*\*Cat food and ass \*\*

If he gets too drunk, does the audience walk?

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### Author: ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/58 "2003-02-06T03:50:06Z")

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He smells like where he sleeps: the semen encrusted floor of an adult bookstore’s video booths.

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### Author: ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/59 "2003-02-06T04:01:36Z")

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Clearasil and armpits.

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### Author: ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/60 "2003-02-06T04:09:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rhum Runner \*  
> \*\*Cabbage. \*\*

I thought I smelled cabbage.

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