# What do you think Ryan\_Liam smells like?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 5, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974 "2003-02-05T16:52:01Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/61 "2003-02-06T04:18:58Z")
Mothballs, unwashed laundry and a perky-yet-subdued melange of dried spunk and Vaselline.
Oh, and he also bears the stench of bitter desperation and utter failure with a piquant overtone of the _ **inability to take a motherfucking hint and stop fucking posting for a long while** _.
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/62 "2003-02-06T08:13:16Z")
“It’s better than raw sewage on a hot, humid day, I guess…”-Brenda K, Felch, Michigan
“I ordered it from the J. Peterman catalog and none of the inmates here in jail have tried to be my shower partner, ifyanowutImean…”-“Stubby”, Wheeling, West Virginia
“For months my husband has been trying tog et sex from me every night when we go to bed. I simply don’t desire him, but he’s so pathetic that every night I’ve given in to him and het him put his inch high private eye inside me … it usually only lasts a few seconds. Well … thanks to you folks I don’t have to worry about that anymore! A spray or two on the neck and one on my navel and he sleeps on the couch! He thinks I have some rare African disease or something, and why bother telling him the truth? When I fake my own death next month I’ll have a brand new life to start over! I couldn’t be happier!!!”-Penelope J, San Francisco, California.
“After the initial swelling and five-inch black rash (and let’s not even get into the blue urine I had for a month solid) went down, I have to say this product wasn’t all that horrible. I won’t be continuing with it because the restraining order I had out on my ex-girlfriend is no longer necessary due to her untimely death from a racoon attack, but it was useful. Thanks for your, ah, appropriate product.”-Daniel R, Topeka, Kansas.
“~_~_~\*~\*My fr!ndz d4r3d m3 2 buY 7H!5 5H!7 4f73r w3 54w 7h3 !nf0m3rc!41. !7 5U}{0rZ! N0w mY b0yfr!3nd w0n’7 gr0p3 m3 f0r 7w0 w33k5 4f73r ! u53 !7 … w311, 0k4Y, ! gu355 7h47’5 n07 50 b4d…”-1337 GuR11, CyB3r!4
“I give my girlfriend a spritz of this on her crotchal area and a touch on her nicely poofed-up hair and we are ready for a long night of love-making!”-Mark Serlin, Florida
“I love the smell of this stuff on an uncircumcized penis”-J. Dean Tyler, Los Angeles, California
“GET HIM THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! AAAAAAAAAUGH! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOP!”-G. Uinastasia, Pennsylvania.
“He’s got his own ‘scent’ now, if that’s what you’re calling it, so now he thinks he’s the shit. He’s not _the_ shit, if you know what I mean…”-anonymous, England.
_Ryan\_Liam_. The newest scent from Spishak.
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/63 "2003-02-06T08:59:18Z")
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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*
> **"…For months my husband has been trying tog et sex from me every night when we go to bed…"**
Is **Tog Et Sex** some new tantric method or something?
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### Author:  [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/64 "2003-02-06T09:08:16Z")
This is The Straight Dope, Dedicated to Fighting Ignorance. Among Cecil’s awesome and adoring Teeming Millions lurks _someone_ with the answer to just about _anything_ you could possibly ask (that Cecil Himself doesn’t deign to answer).
That being said:
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> \*Originally posted by Meatros \*
> \*\*Um…disgusting curiousity has defeated sensibility in the evergoing on battle in my mind; _what does feline placenta smell like?_ \*\*
Are you sure you really want to know? If so, in how much detail?
See, I’ve raised pedigreed cats for about 7 years now, and I’ve had more experience with feline placentas of all sorts than you can shake a dic . . . er, stick at.
I doubt very much if **Ryan\_Liam** smells much like a _fresh_ placenta, but there are other things that emerge from a cat’s nether regions whose memorable odor he might share.
So, who’s going to go take a sniff of him? Any volunteers?
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### Author:  [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/65 "2003-02-06T09:13:28Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Mangetout \*
> \*\*Is **Tog Et Sex** some new tantric method or something? \*\*
Looks Latin. Any Latin scholars?
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### Author:  [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/66 "2003-02-06T09:13:28Z")
Marmite and wee.
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### Author:  [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/67 "2003-02-06T10:17:37Z")
English beer.
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### Author:  [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/68 "2003-02-06T10:49:59Z")
Happy Shopper cola, cheese & onion crisps and curry flavour Pot Noodles.
He also has a faint aroma of chip fat, which he gets from hanging around the Chinese chip shop, ogling at the women behind the counter.
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### Author:  [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/69 "2003-02-06T11:00:49Z")
Mexico.
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### Author:  [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/70 "2003-02-06T11:12:02Z")
Cider and sour milk.
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### Author:  [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/71 "2003-02-06T11:12:02Z")
Bad ass.
And I mean that in an _entirely_ literal way.
pan
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/72 "2003-02-06T13:55:40Z")
Seasick goats
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### Author:  [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/73 "2003-02-06T14:42:49Z")
Hai Karate.
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### Author:  [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/74 "2003-02-06T15:32:08Z")
sorta nice - maybe coconuts
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### Author:  [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/75 "2003-02-06T15:39:38Z")
porridge
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### Author:  [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/76 "2003-02-06T15:52:08Z")
Diamond White cider and Worcestershire sauce.
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/77 "2003-02-06T17:22:42Z")
Ahhhh, come on chaps, he aint that bad.
Since he’s in Manchester, he probably smells of curry and beer.
He’s a lucky bastard to be able to get decent curry and beer if you ask me.
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### Author:  [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/78 "2003-02-06T18:00:13Z")
English leather or nothing at all.
I’m retracting my earlier “elderberries” guess for something that I find funnier.
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### Author:  [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/79 "2003-02-06T19:20:39Z")
This thread makes the baby Ryan\_Liam cry.
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### Author:  [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-ryan_liam-smells-like/152974/80 "2003-02-06T19:24:12Z")
Changed my mind: Doritos.
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