# What do you think the "H" stands for in Jesus H. Christ?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-the-h-stands-for-in-jesus-h-christ/211766>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 6, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-the-h-stands-for-in-jesus-h-christ/211766 "2003-11-06T20:33:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lobelia\_Overhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@Lobelia\_Overhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobelia_Overhill)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-the-h-stands-for-in-jesus-h-christ/211766/41 "2003-11-08T23:01:39Z")

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Humphrey

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-the-h-stands-for-in-jesus-h-christ/211766/42 "2003-11-09T00:10:15Z")

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Our father, who art in heaven. Harold be thy name.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-the-h-stands-for-in-jesus-h-christ/211766/43 "2003-11-09T02:57:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Omnipresent \*  
> \*\*Seriously. \*\*

Why did you add “seriously?” in you OP?

Seriously. I want to know.

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**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-the-h-stands-for-in-jesus-h-christ/211766/44 "2003-11-10T20:59:29Z")

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Gefiltefish.

Seriously.

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**Author:** ![Omnipresent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8c91f0/32.png) [@Omnipresent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omnipresent)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-the-h-stands-for-in-jesus-h-christ/211766/45 "2003-11-10T23:21:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by samclem \*  
> \*\*Why did you add “seriously?” in you OP?
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> Seriously. I want to know. \*\*

'cause I was wondering what the history behind it was, not really how creative people can be.

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**Author:** ![Omnipresent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8c91f0/32.png) [@Omnipresent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omnipresent)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-the-h-stands-for-in-jesus-h-christ/211766/46 "2003-11-10T23:42:11Z")

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'cause I was looking for some sort of historical reference and not so much creativity.

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**Author:** ![Omnipresent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8c91f0/32.png) [@Omnipresent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omnipresent)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-the-h-stands-for-in-jesus-h-christ/211766/47 "2003-11-10T23:55:31Z")

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Sorry, the previous post took so long that I thought it got lost.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-the-h-stands-for-in-jesus-h-christ/211766/48 "2003-11-11T03:51:10Z")

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Horny. Think about it. 33 years and **NO** sex? How could he be anything else?

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