# What do you think would be a cool band name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 4, 2002, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-would-be-a-cool-band-name/130899 "2002-10-04T21:50:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-would-be-a-cool-band-name/130899/161 "2003-10-14T23:57:24Z")
Cecil’s Slave Perfect Master Ignorance Incarnate ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-would-be-a-cool-band-name/130899/162 "2003-10-15T02:11:42Z")
Puppy Soup (my fake high school band) Puzzle Dust (doing a jigsaw puzzle… who knew) With Bob Dylan (Wouldn’t you want to book Bob Dylan?) Free Beer (true: was one of the Barenaked Ladies first incarnations) The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo. ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-would-be-a-cool-band-name/130899/163 "2003-10-15T06:41:35Z")
The Orthodox Taramites or The Amorphous Mushroom Men of Shut Up and Buy Our Records ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-would-be-a-cool-band-name/130899/164 "2003-10-15T11:09:55Z")
This is just too much fun! Stinky Pinky The Stink Protocol Funky Monkey Flaming Pelvis (or The Flaming Pelvi) Orbital Bliss Chunk Monkey Trancendental Medication Typhoon Cocoon Sesquipedalian Punk Monkeys Bambie and the Spastic Colons ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-would-be-a-cool-band-name/130899/165 "2003-10-16T11:38:20Z")
Once I post this reply I’m going to change the sequence of Threads, but when I first saw this thread it was immediately followed by one called **The Casablanca Thread** I got to thinking _that_ would be a pretty cool band name! ---
**Author:** ![Omikawaii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Omikawaii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omikawaii)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-would-be-a-cool-band-name/130899/166 "2003-10-16T23:04:11Z")
Me and my friend Becky just started a band and we called it “the Leaf Kids…” ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2016, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-would-be-a-cool-band-name/130899/167 "2016-03-13T15:51:28Z")
Milk! The Wet Dreamers Cleopatriarch Banjo Eddie and Those Hot Smokin Fuckers Beeracle Ok To Try At Home Surrounded By Idiots The Shittys (Vancouver band, actually) and while we’re at actual names: Thrilled Skinny Jon Cougar Concentration Camp Armless and Angry Iowa Beef Experience Crotch Man is the Bastard AxCx Despise You Vomit Launch Protes Bengt (Swedish for Prosthetic Head) Bathtub Shitter Spermbirds Cheetah Chrome Motherfuckers Kung Fu Rick Our Testicles Touch the Ground (my first band, 91 - 94) Noothgrush Godstomper Fuck on the Beach Mexican Power Authority (my next band) Asspatula Japanese Torture Comedy Hour Excruciating Terror Brother Inferior Rash of Beatings Agoraphobic Nosebleed Pretentious Assholes Your Mother Putrid Offal Crazy Fucked Up Daily Life The Meatshits really - don’t get me started… ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-would-be-a-cool-band-name/130899/168 "2016-03-14T03:53:25Z")
Toxic Megacolon ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2016, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-would-be-a-cool-band-name/130899/169 "2016-03-14T04:10:42Z")
I’m closing this because it’s from 2003. If anyone else wants to continue the idea, though, no problem…it’s fine, just make a new one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-would-be-a-cool-band-name/130899.md?page=8)