# What do you want displayed at funeral/buried with you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-displayed-at-funeral-buried-with-you/666296>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 15, 2013, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-displayed-at-funeral-buried-with-you/666296 "2013-08-15T11:00:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-displayed-at-funeral-buried-with-you/666296/21 "2013-08-16T10:39:13Z")

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Couldn’t care less, I’ll be dead.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-displayed-at-funeral-buried-with-you/666296/22 "2013-08-16T11:58:23Z")

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The family grave is already paid for: either I die close enough to get buried there (and I doubt my family will have the good sense to dress me in my nerdiest clothes, sigh) or it’s “donate the body to science” - I don’t think med school cadavers wear a lot of Stuff.

At the funeral I’d like my Navarrese flag on display. In the grave, like I said, whichever my nerdiest clothes happen to be at the time. Right now it would be a toss between the untranslatable _no me toques los fueros_ (with a pic of two fried eggs; it’s a play on words between “don’t touch my eggs(balls)/don’t push me too far” and “don’t touch my legal system”) and that one saying “I’m not weird, I’m special”.

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-displayed-at-funeral-buried-with-you/666296/23 "2013-08-16T16:04:06Z")

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I’m with **BubbaDog**. Scatter me where ever.

**jz78817** , the memorial isn’t for you, it’s for the folks left behind. Roll with it, dude.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-displayed-at-funeral-buried-with-you/666296/24 "2013-08-17T06:12:58Z")

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If I have to be buried, I want to be buried with Hugh Laurie. And I’m on top.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-displayed-at-funeral-buried-with-you/666296/25 "2013-08-17T11:00:49Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> Cremated & scattered, or organ donor, if possible.  
> No trash with me, thanks.

> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> I amend this: I would like my ashes to be thrown into the face of an obnoxious politician or celebrity.

> [@panache45](#):
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> That doesn’t really narrow it down much.

Hey, I was being flexible.

Options should always be available to my Executor.

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**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-displayed-at-funeral-buried-with-you/666296/26 "2013-08-17T17:00:05Z")

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I want to be buried with my secrets.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-displayed-at-funeral-buried-with-you/666296/27 "2013-08-17T17:18:50Z")

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All of the presents that I received on the Christmas before I passed away, in 2359.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-displayed-at-funeral-buried-with-you/666296/28 "2013-08-17T18:46:18Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> All of the presents that I received on the Christmas before I passed away, in 2359.

Oh I **LIKE** this one!😃

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-displayed-at-funeral-buried-with-you/666296/29 "2013-08-17T19:06:29Z")

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Once any useful bits have been taken out, I’d like to be buried as junk free as possible, with a tree planted on top.

Preferably a heritage apple tree, both because I’d like to help preserve them, and to squick out the squeamish.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-displayed-at-funeral-buried-with-you/666296/30 "2013-08-18T03:38:33Z")

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Cremation is my choice, but I’d like my friends to throw a rabble-rousin’ wake for me. And I’d like my Master’s certificate and my ceremonial uniform and Black Belt to be on display.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-displayed-at-funeral-buried-with-you/666296/31 "2013-08-18T04:43:30Z")

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You can bury me with anything of mine that nobody wants.

But throw in Scarlett Johansson. 😃

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