# what do you want for christmas?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 11, 2007, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558 "2007-12-11T00:40:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cowgirl\_Jules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@Cowgirl\_Jules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowgirl_Jules)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/41 "2007-12-11T18:29:56Z")

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I got what I wanted.

I bought a wide screen LCD TV for the whole family, and we’re already enjoying it.

And I seem to have found love. That wouldn’t even have been on my list, for being too far-fetched, but there it is. Thank you, Santa.

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**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/42 "2007-12-11T18:48:52Z")

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Besides the unrealistic items (my wife’s abdominal wound healing, kids getting along, financial security, a BJ and family members that aren’t insensitive assholes), I’m hoping for gift cards from Home Depot or some such place so I can finish insulating the garage and basement and then drywall them.

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/43 "2007-12-11T19:40:13Z")

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Peace on Earth, goodwill to men.

And a tractor.

StG

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/44 "2007-12-11T19:56:44Z")

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A calm living situation.

A better job.

A boyfriend who enjoys snuggling, chocolate cake and Soul Caliber II.

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**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/45 "2007-12-11T19:59:48Z")

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[QUOTE=pbbth]

A boyfriend who enjoys snuggling, chocolate cake and Soul Caliber II.  
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Wow. If I could introduce you to my brother I would.

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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/46 "2007-12-11T20:01:57Z")

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A job that doesn’t make me want to scream in existential angst on a daily basis, but I’m thinking I’ll settle for an iPod Touch.

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/47 "2007-12-11T20:07:39Z")

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I want a Roomba, too, but I don’t think I’m going to get one. Too expensive. Aside from that I can’t really think of anything.

Except my perennial wish, [a Manul cat.](http://www.cathouse-fcc.org/images/bora0708_P0334.jpg)

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**Author:** ![wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_in_second_hand_clothing)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/48 "2007-12-11T20:07:51Z")

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That Calvin and Hobbes collection set, but it’s kind of expensive and I don’t really need it. A pomegranate that isn’t all mushed up by the time it gets to Iowa would be nice in my stocking.

I don’t know if I’m going to celebrate by doing anything except drinking my year old Jones Soda holiday pack and eating an entire advent calendar. Maybe I’ll get a bottle of bourbon.

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**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/49 "2007-12-11T21:14:53Z")

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Since y’all have covered the world peace thingy, I’ll take a winning lottery ticket. Please, Santa. I’ve been very good! 😃

Okay, okay…a samsonite suitcase with swivel wheels and a pull out handle for my trip to Italy. 🙂

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/50 "2007-12-11T21:16:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Alice The Goon]  
What I want is a Kitchenaid stand mixer.  
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No fair you stole mine! That was what I was going to say.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/51 "2007-12-11T21:24:45Z")

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[QUOTE=NailBunny]

Oh, and I don’t know if there is such a thing (husband thinks he could make one), but I want a bumper sticker for our Scion xB that reads: “Bigger On the Inside”. 😃  
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You can get bumper stickers of anything you can upload an image of at [cafepress.com](http://cafepress.com) 🙂

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/52 "2007-12-11T21:28:04Z")

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[QUOTE=WhyNot]  
I want a Roomba.  
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No idea what your budget is, but you can get a refurbished Scheduler one on [buy.com](http://buy.com) right now for $129. (That’s the one I have and it rocks.)

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/53 "2007-12-11T21:30:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Lissla Lissar]  
I want a Roomba, too, but I don’t think I’m going to get one. Too expensive. Aside from that I can’t really think of anything.  
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Heck, I’d like a Roomba too. I wonder how much you have to rearrange things to suit it, though?

> [@Lissla Lissar](#):
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> Except my perennial wish, [a Manul cat.](http://www.cathouse-fcc.org/images/bora0708_P0334.jpg)

With green laser eyes! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/54 "2007-12-11T21:32:32Z")

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I asked for gift cards to get a new pair of shoes and a watch, a fireproof safe to store the passport I recently got and other important documents and mementos, the two-disc collector’s edition of _Serenity_, and \*Scrubs \*season sets.

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**Author:** ![Omega\_Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7c8e57/32.png) [@Omega\_Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omega_Glory)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/55 "2007-12-11T21:39:14Z")

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I did my 90% own shopping this year (on someone else’s dime) so I’ll have pretty much all of the material things I wanted. Of course, that means fewer surprises, which can be good and bad.

The list included-  
Gloves  
Socks  
Gaiters  
Winter hat  
Snowshoes  
Homicide LotS boxed set

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/56 "2007-12-11T22:12:08Z")

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The laser eyes are the most important part. 😃

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/57 "2007-12-11T22:18:13Z")

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[QUOTE=OpalCat]  
No idea what your budget is, but you can get a refurbished Scheduler one on [buy.com](http://buy.com) right now for $129. (That’s the one I have and it rocks.)  
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Yeah, that’s the one I want. _sigh_ It’s all your fault, you know. You and your inappropriate emotional attachment to your Roomba! You’ve infected me with the desire for an electronic [del]pet[/del] tool that beeps piteously when it gets stuck under the bed! 😛  
ETA: It _is_ a lot of money for us right now, unfortunately. And I really would rather spend it on the kids. But…y’know? Of course you know.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/58 "2007-12-12T00:28:25Z")

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[QUOTE=wolf in second hand clothing]  
That Calvin and Hobbes collection set, but it’s kind of expensive and I don’t really need it..  
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Pssst. My I recommend you do what I did – used a 30% off coupon at Borders. I got like $60 off the thing… amazingness.

**Hazle** dunno if you have a particular volume of Alice in mind, but I personally found [this one](http://books.google.com/books?id=-blJhrfvouUC&dq=the+annotated+alice&pg=PP1&ots=BtFBoVRKYc&sig=cVK8XzBSb5bemBTSutaYIYU3ZF8&prev=http://www.google.com/search?q=the+Annotated+Alice&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&sa=X&oi=print&ct=title&cad=one-book-with-thumbnail&hl=en#PPP1,M1) to be delirious fun. I’m kind of obsessed with the story, I read it every year, and there is so much useless and fascinating information packed in the annotations it is truly a fan’s delight. Also includes the ‘‘Lost Chapter’’ Carroll wrote for _Lookingglass_ , The Wasp in the Wig, and all the original Tenniel illustrations.

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**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/59 "2007-12-12T01:29:43Z")

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I love Tenniel’s original illustrations. :: drool ::

For Christmas, I want an American boyfriend holding that volume of Alice in Wonderland to read to me in bed. That counts as one present, right?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/60 "2007-12-12T01:34:09Z")

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-A sewing machine. A good one, not one where the needle will snap off and smack me in the forehead. ☹

-An mp3 player.

-Books. Tons and tons of books.

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