# what do you want for christmas?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 11, 2007, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558 "2007-12-11T00:40:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Mint\_Julep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc79bd/32.png) [@Mint\_Julep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mint_Julep)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/81 "2007-12-13T17:43:08Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
I’m sensing a SDMB SUPER Secret Santa gift exchange.  
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Merry Christmas to ME!

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/82 "2007-12-13T20:26:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunspace]  
Uh-oh. :: thinks of snarl of cables behind computer ::  
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It’s pretty easy to block off small areas like that, though, so the Roomba doesn’t get into them.

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/83 "2007-12-14T00:01:28Z")

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What do I want for Christmas?

First and foremost: money, baby!

Besides that, some new Clinique “New Clover” color rouge, which these days is the only makeup I use. What can I say, I’m lazy.

I’ve also asked for a big-ass Yankee Candle, any flavor; an empire waist cashmere sweater tunic thing, and some new nice thick white cotton crew socks, which are all I wear with slacks and jeans.

I know I’m getting other stuff but I don’t know what it is. Seriously, my family is way into stuff and at the risk of sounding disingenuously braggartly (I know it’s not a word but I don’t have anything better), we always go on overload at Christmas. Fun but somehow makes me feel psychologically bloated.

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**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/84 "2007-12-14T22:25:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Lissla Lissar]  
I’d like a Dyson Animal, too.  
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I have carpeted stairs and a cat so I thought the Dyson Animal was the answer to my prayers. It was on the Christmas list until I found out that you need to charge it for 3 hours to get only 6 minutes of use.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/85 "2007-12-14T22:49:46Z")

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> [@Kayeby](#):
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> I have carpeted stairs and a cat so I thought the Dyson Animal was the answer to my prayers. It was on the Christmas list until I found out that you need to charge it for 3 hours to get only 6 minutes of use.

What’s so bad about that? You’d only use it once a week max, right? Just leave it plugged in overnight or something.

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**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/86 "2007-12-14T23:02:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect]  
What’s so bad about that? You’d only use it once a week max, right? Just leave it plugged in overnight or something.  
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Nah it’s not the 3 hours of charging that’s the problem. 6 minutes isn’t enough time for me; I can see it would be useful for spot-cleaning the sofa after the cat sits on it, but I’ll wait until they come out with a handheld Dyson with a bit more run-time.

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**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/87 "2007-12-14T23:06:59Z")

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I’ve been having a very tough time thinking of anything I’d like to have, so I could nudge my husband. I’ve wanted a KitchenAid stand mixer, too, and there’s a box under my Mom’s tree with my name on it. It contains the mixer. I know because I had to send them the link to buy it from Amazon.  
I have plenty of jewelry. I have gobs of shoes and clothes. I am all stocked up on perfume and bath junk. I just can’t think of anything else. All the standard female knickknacks -scarves, gloves, purses, etc. - I have those, so I’ve told him not to buy me anything.  
Sadly, he can’t think of anything he wants, either. I can’t tell if we’re lame, spoiled, or just apathetic.

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**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/88 "2007-12-15T09:21:56Z")

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For my husband to go 24 hours without working.

Barring that, an ice cream maker.

I strongly suspect I’m getting the ice cream maker. It takes a special woman to love a geek.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/89 "2007-12-15T21:05:54Z")

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I want World Peace and to help young children and to win miss world ,the drawback is that I  
am a hetro male .

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/90 "2007-12-16T00:13:48Z")

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[QUOTE=FaerieBeth]  
I’ve been having a very tough time thinking of anything I’d like to have, so I could nudge my husband. I’ve wanted a KitchenAid stand mixer, too, and there’s a box under my Mom’s tree with my name on it. It contains the mixer. I know because I had to send them the link to buy it from Amazon.  
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Ok that’s it. The rest of us that have that on our list now know who has it! We will find you! MUAHAHAHAHA!

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**Author:** ![BrknButterfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/439d5e/32.png) [@BrknButterfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrknButterfly)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/91 "2007-12-16T01:18:10Z")

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A family that acknowledges my existent and maybe calls ME to see how I’M doing.

Friends that actually come around.

1 job that pays all my bills.

and right now… as silly as it sounds… A hug. I would give anything for a hug right now…

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/429558/92 "2007-12-16T01:20:32Z")

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{BrknButterfly} Been there, felt that. Sorry, I’d give you a real hug if I could.

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