# What do you want for Christmas? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 29, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870 "2001-11-29T04:53:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![gasser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gasser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gasser)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/1 "2001-11-29T04:53:24Z")
I know it’s kind of early for this question… ah well. I want a kitten, a maid, a male stripper, a new set of tits, a new CD player, a new brain, and a town car. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/2 "2001-11-29T04:57:09Z")
I want a car, some cds, a fuzzy sweater, a new set of tits, a skinnier body, my own house, flannel pants, some self-esteem, a cd burner, a digital camera, and a real olympus camera. ---
**Author:** ![LittleTigger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/58956e/32.png) [@LittleTigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTigger)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/3 "2001-11-29T05:02:02Z")
I wish for a thing that I could connect my Pokemon game to my Linux machine and save multiple games in a file(s), or a way to transfer Pokemon from the gameboy to my Linux machine, so I don’t have to have another gameboy to hook it up to. A Sony DVCam commercial quality video camera with firewire and mac/Unix/Linux video editing software and DVD burning utilities. New Pooh and Tigger overalls. For nicer people in the world who are not mean and will play with you nice and not say bad mean things, and quit being too growed up to do fun happy things anymore. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/4 "2001-11-29T05:09:13Z")
For every doper in the world (except **Anniz** ) to realize that you don’t have to press return at the end of the reply window:) ::Pointedly (no pun intended) not going to ask about gasser or racin’s requests for new tits:: ---
**Author:** ![Firstfoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Firstfoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Firstfoot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/5 "2001-11-29T05:20:36Z")
I want **nothing** for Christmas! I’m not Christian, dammit, but nobody in the States will let you ignore the holiday. ---
**Author:** ![LittleTigger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/58956e/32.png) [@LittleTigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTigger)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/6 "2001-11-29T05:24:23Z")
They won’t let you forget Valentine’s day either. ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/7 "2001-11-29T05:26:31Z")
Peace on earth. Goodwill towards all, at the very least. That all those people in the area of Afghanistan can come home and celebrate Christmas/Hanukah/Ramadan/Tet/\ next year? Failing that, as many portraits of Grant as I can get. ---
**Author:** ![Shera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Shera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shera)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/8 "2001-11-29T05:27:46Z")
I want a Makita Mitre saw. That’s all and I will be the happiest girl in the world if I get that. My power tool collection will then be complete. Yeah! ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/9 "2001-11-29T05:33:34Z")
Smaller tits, skinnier body, socks, flannel pants, new speakers for my car, and someone to share 2002 with. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/10 "2001-11-29T05:36:09Z")
What _is_ is about this board and tits? ---
**Author:** ![LittleTigger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/58956e/32.png) [@LittleTigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTigger)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/11 "2001-11-29T06:04:48Z")
I don’t know I don’t even go there anymore, that subject has been closed a long time ago. ---
**Author:** ![Darkrabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Darkrabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkrabbit)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/12 "2001-11-29T07:28:59Z")
A job. **DarkRabbit** ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/13 "2001-11-29T07:37:01Z")
A new **Super-Deluxe-Shiny-Purple-Plastic-with-a-Shelf-and-a-Tube[sup]TM[/sup]** type bunny cage for my bunnies. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/14 "2001-11-29T13:08:47Z")
For my December 25th 47th Birthday, I’m going to see By Jeeves on Broadway and get lots of souvenirs. Then I will go to Virgin and get lots of CDS and eat at the Stardust Diner and see Forbidden Broadway again. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/15 "2001-11-29T13:30:31Z")
I want the lot on Oak Drive to be deeded to us free and clear so we (hubby and I) can build our retirement home and live there happily ever after with my tits. 😃 We’re getting the lot - that’s not the issue. I’d like someone to buy it _for_ us… failing that, I’d love a better computer than the 200MHz piece o’crap that’s starting to die on me. And chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/16 "2001-11-29T13:38:54Z")
Things that would make me the happiest duck on earth: DVD player, cable internet, hmm…think I’m okay in the tit department, an Intel Pro PC Webcam, Windows XP/XP Plus. Things I’ll be happy with (and will probably/hopefully get): a new pair of moccasin slippers, a wife with a healthy back, a new pair of jeans. ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/17 "2001-11-29T13:56:31Z")
What I’d like is a 98 3000GT VR-4. I really don’t see that happening though. In all reality I’d like a HDTV and a nice flatscreen monitor for my computer maybe a bigger hard drive also. ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/18 "2001-11-29T14:16:23Z")
A Titanium Powerbook. But not yet. I want it when it comes with the DVD-CDRW combo drive. And preferably, when the 1.6gig G5 is ready, and small and cool enough to fit inside. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/19 "2001-11-29T14:20:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shera \* > \*\*I want a Makita Mitre saw. That’s all and I will be the happiest girl in the world if I get that. My power tool collection will then be complete. Yeah! \*\* You’re a strange girl. No wonder I like ya. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870/20 "2001-11-29T14:45:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darkrabbit \* > \*\*A job. > **DarkRabbit** \*\* Ditto… Wait, forget that. I want the grand prize in the Lottery [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-for-christmas/95870.md?page=2)