# What do you want on that - pepperoni or penis?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-on-that-pepperoni-or-penis/401442>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 24, 2007, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-on-that-pepperoni-or-penis/401442 "2007-04-24T12:52:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2007, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-on-that-pepperoni-or-penis/401442/41 "2007-04-25T15:13:13Z")

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[QUOTE=lieu]  
[Wow, you really can wusthoff a 5 inch boner.](http://www.cutleryandmore.com/details.asp?SKU=5789)  
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Well, those knives _are_ good for de-boning.

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