# What do you want on your tombstone? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-on-your-tombstone/51561 "2001-01-24T16:02:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-on-your-tombstone/51561/21 "2001-01-25T00:51:45Z")
Quite honestly, my family and friends know i want to be buried at sea But, if i have no choice in the matter then: “I wanted to be buried at sea, you rotten bastards” ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-on-your-tombstone/51561/22 "2001-01-25T02:13:59Z")
Tombstone, nothing. I plan to be stuffed and stuck up in the attic so I can scare the grandchildren. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-on-your-tombstone/51561/23 "2001-01-25T02:24:40Z")
I wish to be cremated. However, a condition in my will is going to be that after the cremation, the executor of my will will carry my urn up to any enemies I had in life (they too, will be listed in the will) and say “This is a final fuck you from Crunchy Frog,” and then throw a bit of my ashes into their eyes. _Bwahahaha!!!_ First on this list of enemies is my ex-fiance, Jennifer. Second on this list is Jennifer’s mother. A little piece of me wants to die first, just so this can be done to them. Ah well, nothing but a few public indecency laws to stop me from pissing on their graves if they should snuff it before I do. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-on-your-tombstone/51561/24 "2001-01-26T10:03:44Z")
The skulls of those that have wronged me. ---
**Author:** ![BobSchroeck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@BobSchroeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobSchroeck)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-on-your-tombstone/51561/25 "2001-01-26T13:19:16Z")
…a blank date of death. For many, many centuries to come. – Bob ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-on-your-tombstone/51561/26 "2001-01-26T13:55:50Z")
My 10 year old daughter told me the the other day that she wanted her tombstone to say “daddy’s little girl”. Awwww. Enright3 Daddy Extraordinaire ---
**Author:** ![smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smoke)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-on-your-tombstone/51561/27 "2001-01-26T16:52:19Z")
Since I was little, I’ve wanted: [sup]This space intentionally left blank[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-on-your-tombstone/51561/28 "2001-01-26T17:56:06Z")
Stefanie P. 1982 - ??? Enough about me, now go home and have fun. or… You are standing on my feet! Goddammit! Step back you moron! dodgy [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-on-your-tombstone/51561.md?page=1)