# What do you want to wear to your own funeral?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 22, 2026, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-to-wear-to-your-own-funeral/1029498 "2026-04-22T21:23:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want-to-wear-to-your-own-funeral/1029498/33 "2026-04-23T17:57:17Z")

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Moderating:

> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> To quote Frasier Crane:
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> “…at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. …if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn’t be able to locate my interest in” what I wear to my own funeral.
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> mmm

This is pretty much a perfect exemplar of thread shitting. If you have no interest in the topic, please find another thread to post in.

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