# What do you want?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 13, 2012, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352 "2012-08-13T05:53:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![panaccione](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@panaccione](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panaccione)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/1 "2012-08-13T05:53:51Z")

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I want to be with somebody I would die for.

What about you?

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**Author:** ![blue\_infinity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_infinity/32/2817_2.png) [@blue\_infinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_infinity)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/2 "2012-08-13T07:28:40Z")

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I want my people to reclaim their rightful place in the galaxy. I want to see the Centauri stretch forth their hand again and command the stars.

🆒

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**Author:** ![SurrenderDorothy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/surrenderdorothy/32/1221_2.png) [@SurrenderDorothy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SurrenderDorothy)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/3 "2012-08-13T08:02:41Z")

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Peace

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**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/4 "2012-08-13T08:11:33Z")

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For me personally:  
-peace of mind, time for myself to relax while I know everything has been done or is done well.  
–beauty, and a beautiful, clean, pleasant home.

For my son:  
-happiness, and that he finds a place in life where he fits.

For the world:  
-more rational solutions to the worlds problems, and harmless ways to channel the animal instincts that cause us to behave irrationally. So, less wars, and more international soccer matches with scheduled fights for the most agressive fans afterwards. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/5 "2012-08-13T08:54:42Z")

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I’d like good sex, comfortable shoes, and a warm place to go to the bathroom.

That’s not too much to ask, is it?

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/6 "2012-08-13T10:13:38Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> **I’d like good sex, comfortable shoes, and a warm place to go to the bathroom.**
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> That’s not too much to ask, is it?

Well, last time someone asked for that, he got his ass shown the door.

(I suppose the younger generation might not catch the [reference](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Butz#Scandals_and_resignation) there.)

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/7 "2012-08-13T11:16:52Z")

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I want to have a baby with my husband the old-fashioned way, without needing to resort to any interventions.

I also want the carpets finished in my house. The contractor is an ass and the whole floor process has taken over a month.

And since we’re in crazy hypothetical land, I want a telescope, two months of vacation a year, a new kitchen, and another Stanley cup for Montreal.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/8 "2012-08-13T11:25:43Z")

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A hard-boiled egg.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/9 "2012-08-13T11:34:34Z")

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Hitting the MegaMillions isn’t so much to ask for.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/10 "2012-08-13T11:41:14Z")

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> [@Scotty Mo](#):
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> I want to be with somebody I would die for.

How will this all pan out if your partner wants the same thing? Surely you will both have to die, unless you really mean you want to be with somebody you just say you would die for.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/11 "2012-08-13T11:49:36Z")

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A place in society where I fit… yeah, that would make me happy.

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**Author:** ![bot3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@bot3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bot3)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/12 "2012-08-13T11:54:48Z")

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What’s the point if I’m willing to die for it? 😃

On the o9ther hand…if you would be willing to take my place in death then I have quite a list. 😉

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**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/13 "2012-08-13T11:56:59Z")

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I want …to… know …what…do… women…want?

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/14 "2012-08-13T12:09:36Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> A hard-boiled egg.

No reasonably priced affection?

I want the house in Idaho to sell fast without my little sister melting down.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/15 "2012-08-13T12:39:39Z")

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A glass of water.

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**Author:** ![yanceylebeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yanceylebeef/32/12290_2.png) [@yanceylebeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanceylebeef)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/16 "2012-08-13T13:19:09Z")

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I’ll tell you what I want  
What I really REALLY want.

To get that damn song out of my head.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/17 "2012-08-13T14:39:05Z")

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Legalized marijuana.

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**Author:** ![panaccione](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@panaccione](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panaccione)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/18 "2012-08-13T15:29:36Z")

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> [@don\_t\_ask](#):
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> How will this all pan out if your partner wants the same thing? Surely you will both have to die, unless you really mean you want to be with somebody you just say you would die for.

Yeah, good point. I guess I just want that strong of a connection where I know deep down, if push came to shove, I would do anything.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/19 "2012-08-13T15:34:32Z")

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> [@yanceylebeef](#):
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> I’ll tell you what I want  
> What I really REALLY want.
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> To get that damn song out of my head.

What, you mean _this_ one?

[sub]It’s a small small world…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-want/631352/20 "2012-08-13T15:34:38Z")

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I’d be down with a little peace & harmony, I’m doing pretty good myself.

Short term I wish my soon-to-be-ex would do what she promised so she cam be my permanent ex, but I think I will see world peace before that happens, so I’ll keep my wishes reasonable.

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