# What Do YOU Wish the MIR Had Crashed Into? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 23, 2001, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143 "2001-03-23T13:47:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![gorkamorka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/87869e/32.png) [@gorkamorka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gorkamorka)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/21 "2001-03-23T21:26:10Z")
Either Microsoft corporate headquarters or Bill Gate’s billion dollar house, I can’t decide. ---
**Author:** ![Kakkerlak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bb73d2/32.png) [@Kakkerlak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kakkerlak)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/22 "2001-03-23T23:21:25Z")
Boeing Company HQ. A moving target, nowadays. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/23 "2001-03-24T00:39:30Z")
Jeb Bush and the rest of those knuckleheads in Florida who don’t know how to vote ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/24 "2001-03-24T02:54:49Z")
The Westboro Baptist Church, just after Fred Phelps has given a TV news conference declaring, “…and if I’m not tellng the truth, may God strike me down!” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/25 "2001-03-24T04:45:04Z")
I wish the largest piece of all had fallen directly upon the head of Paul F. Miller, of Georgia. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/26 "2001-03-24T04:53:14Z")
Britney Spears. “Oops, I did it a-SPLAT!!!” ---
**Author:** ![wolfseyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/97f17d/32.png) [@wolfseyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfseyn)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/27 "2001-03-24T05:30:01Z")
It would really be funny if it fell on deaf ears. ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/28 "2001-03-24T06:06:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wolfseyn \* > \*\*It would really be funny if it fell on deaf ears. \*\* Yes, but if it fell on deaf ears in the forest, would anybody hear? Especially if that forest were in, say, northern New Jersey. I’m joking of course. I know full well there are no trees in northern New Jersey ;). goth answer: I wish the Mir had crashed into me and ended my misery. Of course with my luck I’d probably survive. Henny Youngman answer: I wish the Mir had crashed into my wife and ended my misery. Of course with my luck, she’d probably survive and invite her mother to move in. ---
**Author:** ![amico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@amico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amico)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/29 "2001-03-24T06:28:16Z")
1. The Crystal Cathedral; 2. Saddam Hussein; 3. Matt Lauer; or 4. xtnjohnson’s #2 pick ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/30 "2001-03-24T06:30:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*“Then I would like to see all the tiny stray pieces fall all over Northern New Jersey!” > > HEY! I LIVE in Northern New Jersey! \*\* I personally would mind a few scraps of metal dropping into my home state of Kentucky. Or on an XFL game during a live broadcast (not hitting anyone, of course.) ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/31 "2001-03-24T06:32:05Z")
Oops. That’s supposed to say “I personally wouldn’t mind …” ---
**Author:** ![YthDecay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/82dd89/32.png) [@YthDecay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YthDecay)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/32 "2001-03-24T06:59:04Z")
I second Freyr’s nomination for the ‘Reverend’ Phelps, and would be elated if a bit of shrapnel shorted out the server housing his website… Also, a definite ‘YEAH!’ to Ukelele Ike for his suggestion, hoping that the biggest chunk of Mir buries itself in Attorney General Ashcroft. And, just to lower the annoyance factor of the world, Tom Green and MTV Studios. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/33 "2001-03-24T21:10:15Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Tommy the Cat \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by poohpah chalupa \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > I just wish it had hit _any_ Taco Bell… \*\* > > Now, with a name like **poohpah chalupa** , how can you wish ill on Taco Bell?😉 \*\* I wish it had hit the Taco Bell chihuaua! I’m in northern New Jersey. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/34 "2001-03-25T10:22:13Z")
Calgary. –Hey, it passed right over it on the way down… ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_Hat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f0a364/32.png) [@Bad\_Hat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_Hat)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/35 "2001-03-25T10:22:39Z")
Rosie O’Donnel ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/36 "2001-03-25T10:57:49Z")
My house. I have a paper due in 20 hours and I haven’t started yet. I suck. ---
**Author:** ![alibey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@alibey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alibey)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143/37 "2001-03-25T13:36:56Z")
how about taliban HQ, revenge for destroying the budda statues [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish-the-mir-had-crashed-into/59143.md?page=1)