# What do you wish?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 25, 2001, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810 "2001-02-25T08:07:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![maidenunicorn41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maidenunicorn41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maidenunicorn41)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/21 "2001-02-25T19:08:51Z")

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**what do I wish**

that the guy who I care about would let me know what his true feelings are for me. And that things would work out for us. 🙂

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/22 "2001-02-25T19:12:50Z")

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i wish i had a butler like lurch.

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/23 "2001-02-25T19:14:41Z")

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The only thing I wish right now is  
that it was Mars the 10,  
so I would be in the US again.

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**Author:** ![untateve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@untateve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/untateve)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/24 "2001-02-25T19:14:41Z")

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I wish my wife would get home because I have to get going.

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**Author:** ![Eusabian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e274bd/32.png) [@Eusabian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eusabian)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/25 "2001-02-25T19:14:52Z")

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that I had a cooler nick, like Nymysys or HomeSlice or Badtz Maru… but definitely NOT like Mercutio… What a terrible nick THAT is! :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/26 "2001-02-25T19:31:04Z")

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i wish i had a butler like lurch.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/27 "2001-02-25T19:42:40Z")

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I wish that I could get my personal s\*\*\* together.

I wish I had more money. I don’t want to be rich, I just want to pay my bills.

I wish someone would give my husband the recognition he deserves as a musician.

I wish I could meet more Dopers.

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/28 "2001-02-25T20:41:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \*  
> I’m taking a long weekend away from home to visit someone very special to me. I leave on the 8th and much like **TruePisces** I’m very tired of waiting for that day to arrive as well!!!

🙂

Like I said, I wish it was March 8th.

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/29 "2001-02-25T20:47:43Z")

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I wish that the hobbies and interests and job I have, all of which I am quite happy with, did not attract such an overwhelmingly unablanced male-female gender ratio.

And I wish other people on this thread would also wish for true love, so as to not make me feel like a loser… anyone? come on, you know you’re out there.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/30 "2001-02-25T20:50:16Z")

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Sorry Max! I was sleeping in… 🙂

I wish for true love a lot. Failing that, someone to date would do nicely as well.

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/31 "2001-02-25T20:55:08Z")

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I wish for a nice ego stroke now and then…we all like to think that we make a positive differnce for other people, and I’m in one of those moods where I would like that affirmation more often than I get it…

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/32 "2001-02-25T21:08:40Z")

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I wish…

I had a billion dollars, so I could put 5 million in an account for myself and give the rest away to the needy.

My band would actually go somewhere and do _something_.

I wish that mural walls were set up in my city so I could poster my heart out without worrying about being busted.

I wish TV was better.

I wish that I would only have 4 school days instead of 5, with wensday off.

I wish I knew how to swim, ride a bike and rollerblade.

I wish I could play any instrument well.

I wish I could read music.

I wish the SDMB had 5 top of the line servers.

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**Author:** ![K-Web\_Catalyst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f6c823/32.png) [@K-Web\_Catalyst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K-Web_Catalyst)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/33 "2001-02-25T21:17:08Z")

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I wish…

That I didn’t have a speech impediment.

That Barrie would break-up with Just already.

That I could dunk.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/34 "2001-02-25T21:26:06Z")

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…my country would give up the heartless neoliberal ideology that’s been tormenting it for the last twenty years.

…I could meet a kind, patient, handsome and funny left-wing skinny gay nerdboy with glasses and a British accent. And that he would fall in love with me. And that he would be great in the sack.

…I didn’t have so many issues.

…I would get more translating work.

…my roommate **Hamish** would win the lotto so he wouldn’t have to work at that horrible, horrible job of his.

…gay kids would stop killing themselves.

…at least one gay club in the village would play good music more often than once a week.

…I were more empathic.

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**Author:** ![Phaeton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Phaeton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phaeton)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/35 "2001-02-25T21:42:02Z")

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I wish that the people I love could have the world work out for them.

I wish that I could recognise true love if it came my way.

I wish that I could make it through Comedy Festival time without getting sick this year (futile wish though…Everyone always gets sick)

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**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/36 "2001-02-25T21:42:52Z")

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…that I was happier  
…that I wasn’t so lonely all the time  
…that I make it to Uni and graduate  
…that there was at least one guy within a 5 km radius that found me more attractive than just a friend and actually cared about me  
…that my life wasn’t such a disappointment

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/37 "2001-02-25T21:52:51Z")

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I wish everyone’s wishes to come true.

More? Nah… its stupid.

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/38 "2001-02-25T21:54:58Z")

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Hmmm, I didn’t read the post before me…  
I wish I lived within 5 km of Broken Doll… 😃

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/39 "2001-02-25T22:07:55Z")

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I wish that I could remember where the word “Eusabian” comes from. It’s ringing a big ol’ bell, but my brain just isn’t working today.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-wish/55810/40 "2001-02-25T22:15:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*  
> \*\*I wish that I could remember where the word “Eusabian” comes from. It’s ringing a big ol’ bell, but my brain just isn’t working today. \*\*

From _The Exordium Universe_ by Sherwood Smith and Dave Trowbridge

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