# What do you women folk think of testicle size? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 24, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-women-folk-think-of-testicle-size/170946 "2003-04-24T21:06:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-women-folk-think-of-testicle-size/170946/21 "2003-04-25T18:28:20Z")
I like smaller balls. One guy I screwed has these great compact balls. They don’t droop down or swing between his legs. I’m not really a nut for nuts, but I enjoyed his. I cannot imagine why anyone would enlarge them. Eew. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-women-folk-think-of-testicle-size/170946/22 "2003-04-25T18:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maastricht \* > \*\*Echo here. Never in my life have I had any thought about what a desirable size, color or shape testicles should be. > > I thought the same held for men’s appreciation of a womans private parts. But in the last five years, I read about women who think their labia are "too big"or to assymmetrical or whatever. Cosmetic surgery on labia seems quite common today! > I remember when I first heard about an upcoming beauty standard for labia: “no, p’lease, not another bodypart we have to be insecure about…”.☹ \*\* \ Ladies…we all know about the pain of having an unnattractive gall bladder… \ ---
**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-women-folk-think-of-testicle-size/170946/23 "2003-04-25T18:38:04Z")
Saggy oversized testicles are no good; I prefer smaller, firmer ones. ---
**Author:** ![jellen92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@jellen92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellen92)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-women-folk-think-of-testicle-size/170946/24 "2003-04-25T18:47:59Z")
I don’t really think about it all that much, hell, no matter what the size - when the guy reaches 70+, he’ll be able to drag 'em on the floor behind him anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-women-folk-think-of-testicle-size/170946/25 "2003-04-25T19:11:31Z")
You know the appearance industry at this point. Whatever it is, someone will tell you it should be bigger, smaller, reshaped, color-changed, or removed. I have female friends who don’t wear makeup, and I think they should win a prize for it. ---
**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-women-folk-think-of-testicle-size/170946/26 "2003-04-25T19:26:16Z")
To answer the OP truthfully I must say that before seeing this thread I never gave it a moment’s thought. I’ve certainly never thought, “He’s such a nice guy. Too bad his nuts are so puny.” Now I’m wondering if we ought ought to have a size classification system for the family jewels. “Oh Marie, he’s great. He drives a Camarro and has a size D sac” ??? ---
**Author:** ![Skydive101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@Skydive101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skydive101)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-women-folk-think-of-testicle-size/170946/27 "2003-04-25T20:13:54Z")
So just yesterday I was watching an adult film with my girlfriend, and the male “actor” had the most unbalanced pair I’ve ever seen. One ball was quite small and the other was so large it almost looked tumorous or something when compared to it’s neighbor. It was a very disturbing image, seeing that elephant man looking sack pounding away at Sky Lopez. The freakishness of it turned us both off and we had to fast forward (which made it worse!). I can’t imagine this dude having much of a career in the XXX industry. I’d seriously recommend the enlargement surgery for this chap, if anything to at least get them both the same size. I wonder if you get a discount for only getting one ball enlarged? ---
**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-women-folk-think-of-testicle-size/170946/28 "2003-04-25T20:15:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > I had the misfortune once of seeing a man with very large testicles. He put on a pair of bikini underwear, and his balls were hanging out sides. _Shudder_ > > Huge balls are a bad, bad thing. :eek: This must have been a sight to give one nightmares! The image has been burned into my brain since I read this earlier… _NOT_ a good thing. As for testicles… Personally prefer larger to smaller. The sac itself has a lot to do with presentation. I mean you don’t want to look like a stud bull or anything, but if things are a little bit low hanging, they can aid in doggie style lovin’ as they hit in all the right spots 😃 Besides, they’re great fun to play with… imho. ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-women-folk-think-of-testicle-size/170946/29 "2003-04-25T22:05:55Z")
\*originally posted by \* **Jonathan Chance** > [@](#): > > Ladies…we all know about the pain of having an unattractive gall bladder… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-women-folk-think-of-testicle-size/170946/30 "2003-04-25T22:12:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Washte \* > \*\*:eek: This must have been a sight to give one nightmares! The image has been burned into my brain since I read this earlier… _NOT_ a good thing. \*\* Heehee. He wasn’t even a SO. He just thought it would be funny to show us stuff, and put an end to the rumors that he had no balls. I was traumatized ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-women-folk-think-of-testicle-size/170946/31 "2003-04-25T23:12:14Z")
More than a mouthful is too big. Maybe the reason some men would want bigger balls, is to lift the penis into a more forward position. ---
**Author:** ![Omorka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Omorka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omorka)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-women-folk-think-of-testicle-size/170946/32 "2003-04-25T23:45:24Z")
I don’t care in the least what size they are. It’s nice if they’re an erotic zone for the guy - not so sensitive you can’t touch them nor numb as rocks - and if they’re reasonably symmetrical. If they were so big they got in the way, it might be a problem, but fortunately I’ve never seen such. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-women-folk-think-of-testicle-size/170946.md?page=1)