# What do your initials stand for?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 15, 2004, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346 "2004-10-15T10:23:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/21 "2004-10-15T15:57:30Z")

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RCM Radar Coded Messages   
RCM Radar/Radio Countermeasures   
RCM Raíz Cuadrática Media   
RCM Rassemblement Chretien de Madagascar   
RCM Rassemblement des Citoyens de Montréal   
RCM Realtime Convolution and Modulation Synthesis   
RCM Reciprocating Chemical Muscle   
RCM Recommended Control Measures   
RCM Reflection Coefficient Method   
RCM Regimental Court - Martial   
RCM Region Communications Manager   
RCM Regional Climate Model   
RCM Reject Connect Modify   
RCM Release Complete Message   
RCM Reliability Centered Management   
RCM Reliability-Centered Maintenance   
RCM Remedy Change Management   
RCM Remote Carrier Module   
RCM Remote Console Monitor   
RCM Remote Control Module

**Radar Coded Messages**! If I ever feel like a SDMB name change…

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**Author:** ![Lockz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Lockz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockz)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/22 "2004-10-15T16:18:20Z")

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JUGH is apparently not good for anything except me and my family. Ah well, I’m still cool, right? :: looks around … sees noone :: Damn.

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/23 "2004-10-15T16:47:12Z")

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My initials are also those of the Junior League of Greensville, where I live.

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**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/24 "2004-10-15T16:48:03Z")

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> [@Nametag](#):
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> Google says I’m the Landsforbundet av Motorhistoriske Kjøretøyklubber. If anyone here is from Norway, I’d love to know what the hell that means.

“National Association of Historical Vehicle Clubs”

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**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/25 "2004-10-15T16:50:31Z")

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LLF Landmark Legal Foundation  
LLF Learning and Leadership in Families  
LLF Least Laxity First  
LLF Limited Lock Facility  
LLF Load List File  
LLF Log-Likelihood Function  
LLF Low Level Format

None of those are all that amusing. Stupid boring initials. 😉

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**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/26 "2004-10-15T17:00:35Z")

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> [@Elenia28](#):
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> MPA
> 
> Uh, yeah, I hate all of them. Just like I hate my initials.

How could you hate the Manitoba Pschiatric Association? They were voted the most lovable pychiatric association in all of Canada, and took first runner up for North America. (As I remember, the winner was Tecate, Mexico. Bit of an upset victory there.)

After looking at my list again, I changed my mind. My favorite is Government-Furnished Concept. I wonder what that means? It sounds ominous.

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**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/27 "2004-10-15T17:04:49Z")

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I googled my initials to look at what came up, and I’m going to share the one that my eyes caught, because it’s kinda _bleeped_ up.

**S** uicide **L** etter **W** izard for Microsoft. :eek: :eek:

Why does that exist??

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**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/28 "2004-10-15T17:06:23Z")

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> [@Katisha](#):
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> LLF Landmark Legal Foundation  
> LLF Learning and Leadership in Families  
> LLF Least Laxity First  
> LLF Limited Lock Facility  
> LLF Load List File  
> LLF Log-Likelihood Function  
> LLF Low Level Format
> 
> None of those are all that amusing. Stupid boring initials. 😉

It could stand for Least Likely to Fail, an award similar to Most Likely to Succeed, but given by some of the more cynical, less supportive school districts.

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/29 "2004-10-15T17:10:09Z")

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> [@saramamalana](#):
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> I googled my initials to look at what came up, and I’m going to share the one that my eyes caught, because it’s kinda _bleeped_ up.
> 
> **S** uicide **L** etter **W** izard for Microsoft. :eek: :eek:
> 
> Why does that exist??

Seriously? I’m not going to look.

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**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/30 "2004-10-15T17:27:14Z")

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GMH = Give Me Head

In a related story, my full name is an anagram of “Horny, Strong-n-Mean”. 🙂

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**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/31 "2004-10-15T18:03:38Z")

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My four favorites:  
DTH Die Toten Hosen  
_-I’m sure it doesn’t really mean this, but I read it as “I’m carrying hose.” Heh_  
DTH DMS Transition Hub (just because it sounds neat)  
DTH Down to Hell, where Dth = Decatherm (measurement unit for heat; 1,000,000 BTU) seems appropriate.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/32 "2004-10-15T18:09:46Z")

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Printer Job Language

(That was the only one ☹ )

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/33 "2004-10-15T18:13:48Z")

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> [@flodnak](#):
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> CGK Jakarta, Indonesia - Soekarno Hatta International (Airport Code)
> 
> That’s all. It seems I’m rather unique. 😃

Me too - I only get an airport, and that’s it. A Googlewhackronym, if you will:

> [@](#):
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> **RJK** Rijeka, Croatia (Airport Code)

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/34 "2004-10-15T18:28:37Z")

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KWH is only what I’ve known all along, Kilowatt-hours. Am I power or energy?

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/35 "2004-10-15T18:38:05Z")

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We’ve got:

PMM Pacific Media Ministry  
PMM Packet Mobility Management  
PMM Paper Maturing Machine  
PMM Parametrical Multicriteria Model  
PMM Penobscot Marine Museum (Maine)  
PMM Perform Major Maintenance  
PMM Periodic Moment Method  
PMM Permanent Magnet Material  
PMM Permanent Magnet Motor  
PMM Perpetual Motion Machine  
PMM Preventive Maintenance Management  
PMM Preventive Maintenance Manual  
PMM Preventive Medicine Measures  
PMM Processor Main Memory  
PMM Professional Murder Music (band)  
PMM Professional Music Men, Inc.  
PMM Profit Motivated Management  
PMM Program Management Manual  
PMM Program Management Meeting  
PMM Propulsion Module Manager

Heh…as I was reading through the list, the phrase “band name!” kept popping into my head. Then it turns out the coolest one actually _is_ a band name. 😃

Oh, and to add to their list, I will go with Pull My Member.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/36 "2004-10-15T18:41:08Z")

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> [@saramamalana](#):
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> I googled my initials to look at what came up, and I’m going to share the one that my eyes caught, because it’s kinda _bleeped_ up.
> 
> **S** uicide **L** etter **W** izard for Microsoft. :eek: :eek:

Hey, it _is_ an [actual program](http://www.dxlab.org/slw/), ya know.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/37 "2004-10-15T18:52:53Z")

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> [@kidchameleon](#):
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> KWH is only what I’ve known all along, Kilowatt-hours. Am I power or energy?

Energy.

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**Author:** ![Yakkette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@Yakkette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yakkette)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/38 "2004-10-15T20:12:02Z")

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DDT.

I don’t think I need to go any further than that. 😛

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/39 "2004-10-15T20:28:14Z")

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> [@Greg Charles](#):
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> Greg
> 
> P.S. You know G and C already. I could tell you what F stands for, but then I’d have to kill you.
> 
> P.P.S No, actually, I’m _not_ tired of that joke.

Wow, being named “Greg Fucking Charles” was apparently a more cruel joke than your parents had ever imagined.

My initials only stand for three things, including Georgia Association of Educators, which is a bit of a farce.

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**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/40 "2004-10-15T20:58:04Z")

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RDB Radiological Dispersion Bomb  
RDB Rare Disease Database  
RDB Receive Data Buffer  
RDB Reference Data Base  
RDB Relational Data Base  
RDB Repeat Data Base  
RDB Requirements Data Base  
RDB Rigid Disk Block  
RDB Routing Data Base

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