# What do your initials stand for?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 15, 2004, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346 "2004-10-15T10:23:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/61 "2004-10-18T15:43:47Z")

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I’ve got some good ones:

JDC Jaguar Development Club (Atari Jaguar fans developers)  
JDC Japan Digital Cellular  
JDC Java Developer Connection (Sun Microsystems)  
JDC Jet Deflection Control  
JDC Job Description Card  
JDC John Deere Credit  
JDC Joint Data Collection  
JDC Joint Demonstration Center  
JDC Joint Deployment Community  
JDC Joint Distribution Committee  
JDC Joint Doctrine Center  
JDC Journal of Design Communication  
JDC Jubilee Debt Campaign (UK)  
JDC Judicial District Court  
JDC Julian Date Calendar  
JDC JUMPS Data Collection  
JDC Juvenile Detention Center

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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/62 "2004-10-18T17:01:19Z")

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I got 16 matches for SND. Some that were appropriate or amusing:

SND San Diego Imperial Corporation (former stock symbol; now delisted) a local link!  
_ **SND Sanitary Napkin Disposal** _ :eek:  
SND ScoutNet Deutschland - appropriate given my handle  
SND Serpent Night Dragon (gaming) - sort of appropriate if you know my last name  
SND Sinus Node Dysfunction - sounds…painful  
SND Statens Nærings og Distriktutviklingsfond - who shot who in the what now?  
**ShibbOleth** , since you’ve cracked the case of Greg’s Mysterious Middle Name, I just want to wish you well in the afterlife. It’s been nice knowing you.

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/63 "2004-10-18T17:11:31Z")

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Let’s see:

Stupid But Excellent  
Sinful Booty Experience  
Simply Beer Everywhere  
Simple But Eloquent  
Sticky Bottles Explode  
Snarky Bootlicking Evangelist  
Slick Botulism Experiment  
Savages Bring Elephants  
Santa Buys Ecstasy  
Singing Bluegrass Everywhere

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**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/64 "2004-10-18T20:17:01Z")

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My initials are BHM…

Bachelor of Hotel Management   
Basic Health Management   
**Big Handsome Man**  
Birmingham, Al, USA - Birmingham International Airport (Airport Code)   
Black History Month   
Busy Hour Minute (telecommunications/telephony)  
Can anyone guess what my favourite is? Yep, you’re right – Basic Health Management all the way!!!

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/65 "2004-10-18T21:24:58Z")

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> [@Q.E.D.](#):
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> MBB Messerschmitt-Bölkow-Blohm

Nice to meet you. I’m Gewerkschaft Der Gemeindebediensteten. (No listings under my full acronym.)

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**Author:** ![libwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/76d3ee/32.png) [@libwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/libwen)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/66 "2004-10-18T22:38:21Z")

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JFC Java Foundation Class   
JFC Japan Food Corporation   
JFC Jeffries Fan Club (band)   
JFC **Jesus Flipping Christ (polite form)** :eek:  
JFC Job Finding Club (Canada)   
JFC Joint Force Commander   
JFC Joint Functional Concepts   
JFC Justification for Change

Good to know that I’m oh-so-﻿blasphemous!

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**Author:** ![Tamarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tamarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamarin)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/67 "2004-10-19T00:47:11Z")

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When I got married this year, my husband and I joked about my new initials. He claims they’re quite fitting

WMD: Weapons of Mass Distruction.

For the record, I’ve never been to Iraq. 😃

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**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/68 "2004-10-19T01:36:44Z")

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WMM - Weapons of Mass Mediocrity, perhaps?

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**Author:** ![Yamirskoonir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/c0e974/32.png) [@Yamirskoonir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yamirskoonir)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-your-initials-stand-for/269346/69 "2004-10-19T04:51:57Z")

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WCW

WCW - My sucky father’s initials :mad: (and I’m the daughter! :eek: )

and, the obvious…

WCW - World Championship Wrestling, SUCKA!!! OH YEAH!!!

I almost never want to get married, just so I can keep this cooler than cool moniker. Maybe I’ll just have to find the man of my dreams, whose last name begins with a “W.” 😃

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